Malayalam SMS
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Friday, July 3, 2009
ellam nammude vidhi. ..
2aayi kaanunnu
Raju:Doctor!Enik ella vasthum 2 Aayi kaanunnu
Doc:Shari Nee Ee kaserayil irikoo
Raju:Eathu kaserayila Doctor? Idathilo, valathilo..?
Rs.0 balansilum free aayi call cheyyan 1 good idea
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Call customer care & enjoy..!!
Lokam avasanikunna dhivasam..
Hydroos: Sir,Annu nammude school uchakku vidumo?
Some questions..
Some questions:
Urumb Embakkam Vidumo?
Kothuku Koorkkam Valikkumo?
Eechayk Chuma Varumo?
Ninak Vivaram Vekkumo?
I LOVE U...
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I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE U
I LOVE Ullivada more than parippuvada.
Onnu kanaan kothi
Wait..
"1"
Kando??
Santhoshamayo???
Nale "Randu" kanikkam...
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Eecha...
Waiter: Athil oru kozhi chattu kidakunnathu prasnamilla. Pinneya eecha!
nince
Nee aannu ende...
Bharya-ini muthal chetananu ente rajappan, sasi, babu, podiyan
Bhumyil Nallakalam Vannennu Thonnunnu...
SMS Sms
Kittiyilla...Inna pidicho!
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
INNA CHERIYA SMS
sms
sms
sms
E REMIXum koodi
SmS
sMs
SmS
sMs
Ippol sandhoshamayo?
Njaan ariyaathe alle..
athale friendship...
ATHELADAAA.... FRIENDSHIP :-D !!
Bhaaryaye nashttapettu...
Bad words
Vaynoki
Panni
Mandabuthi
Patti
Choole
Marapatti
Erappalli
Thendi
Dear,these are all bad words never use them OK.
Kandakasheni
ENIKKARIYAM,"KANDAKASSANI KONDE POKOO" !!
Lift kodukku...
traffic rule anusarichu oru bikil 3 aalay kayattan pattilla..
Aana and Urumb in Cherup kada
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Aanakku 4 kaale ullu. Urumbinu 6 kaal ile???
Aana-Urumb in water
Why???
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Vaachinde akathu vellam kayaraathirikkaan.
Urumbinde urakkam
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Urumbinde koorkkam vali kaarannam
Aana Urumb in Car
"njan erangi caru thallano mone dinesha.."
Aana n Urumb in Bus
"ini ee aanaye thollil eduthondu hospitalil ponallo"ennu aalochicha urumbu bodham kettathu.
oru microscope kittiyirunnengil.
"oru microscope kittiyirunnengil..............aanaye nokkayirunnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Kalyanam nadakkathirikkanulla kaaranam..?
Aanayum oru urumbum luv aayi. Aanakku urumbine kalyaanam kazhikkanam..pakshe urumbinte veettukaar kalyanathe ethirthu..avar oru sakthamaaya kaaranavum kandu pidichu. Enthayirunnu aa kalyanam nadakkathirikkanulla kaaranam..?
"Cherukkante pallu pongiyathaanu.."
Mrs aanaye njaan manage cheithoolam...
urumbu aanayude aduthentho paranju -- enthaaneriyo???
chinthikooo.
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"Saaramilla Aana Cheetta -- Ente Purakul Olinjoolu --- Mrs aanaye njaan manage cheithoolam"
Hide and Seek
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chinthikkooo.
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Aana urumbintey cheruppu purathu kandu....
Bill Achan tharum!!
Girl:Ee dressinte vila ethraya?
Shopkeeper:only 5 kisses
Gl:ok,aa dressinteyo?
SK:10 kisses
Gl:Rundum pack cheytho.Bill Achan tharum!!
Ninakk chaavaan ente cycle maathrame kittiyulloo...?
Sardar:Cycle'il vegathil pokumbol pettennu ethire oru Bus vannu.
Bus driverod sardar:Ninakk chaavaan ente cycle maathrame kittiyulloo...?
Break poyi,..
Husband:Bykkinte Break poyi,valla Apakadavum sambhavikkunnathinu mumbu veettilethanaa...!!
Irulinte mouna raagavum..
Irulinte mouna raagavum,chaattal mazhayude lasya bhaavavum,kulir kattinte thaala melangalumayi veendum oru nattapathira koodi
*good night*
Ente Ikkaiku theere selection Ariyilla...
HUS:Athu thanneyaadi,Ninne pennu kanaan vannappol eniku thettiyadh
Paalam vennam....
Sardar Gramasabayil:Ivide oru Palam venam
Member:Palamo?
Sardar:Athe
Member:Athinu ivide Puzha illallo
Sardar:Ennal oru Puzhayum venam!
Vilakk kettupokum!!
Ram:Enthina vilakk kathichu vechirikunnath?
Sardar:Karentilla
Ram:ok, Fanengilum idoo?
Sardar:Podaa mandaa,Vilakk kettupokum!
Ninne orma varumbo...
Purathu-Agathu
Ramu: Avan Puratthaa,Gulf'il.Thante Mono?
Vasu: Avan Akatthaa,Center Jailil
Reader is Stupid & Sender is good
Sardar dheshyathode sms thirichayachu"Sender is Stupid &Reader is good".
"unth" tharum..!
Wife:Njan lokathile valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyaal enik entha tharika?
Husband:Oru cheriya "unth" tharum..!
Njaan marikkaan pova...
Njaan marikkaan pova.
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Ini marikkaathe pattilla
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Marichittillenkil
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Dosa karinju pokum athukonda..!
Thengaa Pottichu nokkiyillacho..
Vikari:Anyante parampil ninnum thenga moshtichath nallathaanodaa?
Kallan:Pottichu nokkiyillacho.
enthinu ne enne vittakannu..
Hai...Ningalk ee dhivasam ormayundo..???
Ille?
Illenkil marakandaa
31/07/09 sunday
LKG failanalle..??
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
idhil 1 missing?
2time vayichu nokkan naanamille?
ABCDyil engane'1' varum?
LKG failanalle..??
Wht a beauty.
IngottuNokku,
Onnuchirikku,
OK!
onnoode nannayi chirikku
OK!
anangatha
CLICK!,
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"(--)"
WOW Wht a beauty.
Ende sneham...
7 kuttikal
Sardar Bus yathrayil:kuttikalku ticket edukkano?
Conducter:8nu Mukalil aanenkil edukkanam
sardar:oh,Bhagyam enik 7 kuttikal Aanu
OB'Aama!!
Aama:American president Aama vargakaarana
Malsyam:Athengene?
Aama:American presidentinte name nokku..
OB'Aama!!
Mazha Nanayathe....
Ram:mazha Nanayumbol Amma malsyam(fish) kunjungallod enthaannu parayuka?
Sardar:Mazha Nanayathe Vellathinte Adiyil poyi olikkaan!!
Vaikathe varille Nee..
Njan marichollame!!
Yaman:Ninte samayam theernnu..
Sardar:Rakshapadan vere vazhiyille?
Yaman:Undu..e msg readerne KISS cheyyanam
Sardar:Venda.. njan marichollame!
Missing you
Vellamadichu vandi odichaal....
Diesel Adichu car odikkam,
Gas Adichum odikkam
But vellamadichu odichal police pidikkum!
Athentha Angane!!?
Satyasandhan!!
Sharikum neeyoru sathyasandhana..
Engane manasilayi enno?
Aa mukham nokkiyaalariyam..
Sathyathinte mukham ennum vikruthamaanallo!!
Chemparathi poove
Tonic???
Medical shopil Sardar:Chumakkulla marunnundo?
Shop owner:'TONIC' Aano?
Sardar:Alla,Enikka..
Paavam Raajaavu
Pandu pandu..Valare pandu..Oridathu oru RAJAV UNADAYIRINNU..
Pakshe ippol illa.
Marichu poyi,
pavam alle!
Keralam rakshapedum
Boat mungiyal aaru rakshapedum ?
guss ?
"Keralam" !!!
ATM password
Sardar:ha..ha..mandan athu 3274 aanu.
America-Moon
Teacher:Americayilekko Chandranilekko kooduthal dooram?
Boy:Americayilek
Teach:Athentha?
Boy:America nokkiyal kanilla,chandrane kanaam!
Asinde phone number
"ASIN"te mobile number veno?
Godown
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ivide blade kondu churandi nokku number kaanam.....
3 College THAMAASHAKAL...
COLLEGE JEEVITHATHILE MIKACHA 3 THAMAASHAKAL..
1)"shalyam cheyyalle enikku padikkanam"
2)"Eda, namukku Classil pokam"
3)"Sir, oru samshayam..!!"
Karinkurangaa.....
Ninne onnu kaanan ethra kodichu...!
kandapol onnu thodan mohichu...
Appol Zoo Watchman paranju
"venda aa KARINKURANGU maanthum..."
Sahi kettappol urumbu....
"Oru kunju aana ente vayattil valarunund amme!"
Urumbinde secret
Aanayum urumbum oru divsam parkil nadakaan poyyi...avar naattu vishesham veettu vishesham paranju nadukayirunu...ithil idakk urumbu aanade cheviyil padhiye oru vivarm ariyichu...athu kettu aana botham kettu veennu...enthayirunnu urumbinde secret.
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Urumb paranjathu..
njaan ningallude kochinde amma aavaan pokunu.
Urumb ollizhu
Oru divasam oru ana oru mathilinte sidil koodi nadannu varikayayirunnu appol mathilinte matte sidil urumbu ollichirukkunnu...enthinanu urumbu ollichirunnathu........?
Aanaye kalvachu thazhe idaan.
Aana's short's
Urumbu aanayodu: "Ninte Shorts eniku oru divasatheku tharumo?"
Aana:"Eanthina?"
Urumbu: "Makalude Kalyanathinu Panthal Idana!!!"
'Aane' ki sambhaavana...
Aana And Urumb railwaystationil poyi.
Aana: Rajadhani express njaan railwaykku sambhavana koduthada.
Urumb viswasichila.
kurachu kazhinju station announcement: yaathriyon kripya dhyaan deejiye..Rajadhani express 'aane' ki sambhaavana hai.
Aana-Urumb football
Urumb aayirunu Refferee!!
Aana rekshichilla
Oru aana & urumbu Baril irunnu vellamadikkuvayirunnu...
Appol mattoru urumbu aanayude glassinte vakkil koodi izhanju vannu glassil veenu mungi chaavan thudangi..
Appol matte urumbu aanayodu athine rekshikkan paranju
Pakshe aana rekshichilla
WHAT IS THE REASON ?????
AA VEENA URUMBU ANAYUDE MOLUMAYI PREMATHIL AAYIRUNNU.....
Dictionary
Nepolean : in my dictionary there is no word called "IMPOSSIBLE"
SARDARJI : Ini paranjittu karyamilla.. medichappo nokkanamayirunnu.
Difference between Vegetarian and Non vegetarian
Difference between Vegetarian and Non vegetarian
Chicken shopil chicken thookkiyittirikkunnathu kandu kannil vellam vannal VegetarianVayil vellam vannal Non Vegetarian
140 names in one second
Anybody can say 140 names in one second..............
100jehan
10dulker
9thara
7malai
6mughan
5ali
3sha
Chumarukalkkidayiloode...
Chumarukalkkidayiloode pokan ningale sahayicha kandupiditham..?
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Door
Begining with 'E' ends with 'E'
What begining with 'E' ends with 'E' and has only one letter in it?
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Envelope
Aama ye marichittal...
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MARIAAMA.
Vay nokkan Degree
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Dentist
Which is the first surgery in the world?
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Adaminte vaariyellu oori havva( Eve) ye srishtichu
Sthanam marunnathinanusarichu ....
sthanam marunnathinanusarichu perumarumma (name change) oru vasthu
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romam.( thalamudi, meesha, thadi)
INNIRAGANDHI
one day while walking through the forest gandhi saw a lion infront of his way.then lion thought....."INNIRAGANDHI"
Why..?
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It's not Indhira gandhi.
innathe - ira - gandhi ennanu sinham chinthichathu.
Urvashi shapam upakaram
bharya shapichal ishtappedunna bharthavu aaruanu..?
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Manoj . K. Jayan.( urvashi shapam upakaram ennalle..)
Oru bucket niraye vellamundu
why?.
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Bucketil ullathu vellamalla.
Vellamundanu. (white dhoti)
At Some point of life...
Additional sheets please
Marichu kazhinju daivam ellavarodumavarude paapangal paperil ezhuthan paranjappol doore ninnum ninte shabdam kettu.....
additional sheets please................
Anju Bobby Kerala's pride
Proud to be a Keralian Anju Bobby George got gold...
From Joy Alukkas Jewellery...
Avallude kettiyonvangy koduthu....
Tintumon is a sambhavam
TEACHER: Tintumone, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.
Tintumon: Njan!!
Height of fashion!!
Height of fashion!!
Father : Innale vare PAPA ennalle vilichirunathu?....ippo entha ACHA ennu vilikkunathu??..Daughter : "PAPA ennu vilichal ente lipstick pokum"!!!!
N. Radha
Kannante swanthamayirunna radhayude initial enthayirunnu ?
OPTIONS :[S , N , K , R]
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Monday, June 22, 2009
Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo…
Wait..
“1″
Kando??
Santhoshamayo???
Nale ‘Randu” kanikkam…
Valare serious aaya oru prashnamundu..
Odi vaayo Marappattiye Pidicheee
Bhootham varum..
Enikku ninne Orupaadu Ishtamaanu..
Nee chirichal..
Ivanmmarku okke Pakal entha pani?
Difference between Files and Piles?
What is the difference between Files and Piles?
Files : Irunnu nokkanam
Piles : Nokki irikkanam.
dosa, vada, coffee..... coffee.... chai.... chai.....
I remember, how we met before.....train stopped,windows opened,
U looked in to my eyes and then U saididly, dosa, vada, coffee..... coffee.... chai.... chai.....
I love animals
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI paranju
" People should LOVE animals"
kisss.....
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
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ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
verum RS.22.50 maatram.
KORANGANTE KAYYIL POOMALA.......
College first aakanulla vazhikal...
College first aakanulla vazhikal...
Raavile 4 maniku ezhunettu brush cheyanam..ethra thanuppaayirinaalum thanutha vellathil thanne kulikanam.5maniku anna enikkukayaanengil tea/coffee undaakitharunathu kudikanam..Ini TV on cheythu kurachu neram enthelum bhakthi gaanam kettu manasine relax aakanam6 maniku veetil ninnum porappedanam6.30'ny colleg ethumNow u r the 1st one to reach college. Angane College 1st aai..
Suprabhatham in english
Cow cell ya
super aa ja
ram aa
poor wa
sun dya
par west thathe
Dont get confused,its suprabhatham in english..
Nazir-Sheela
Nazir orikal Sheela'ye pennu kaanan poi..
Nazir: kutti ethra vare padichu
Sheela: BA
Nazir: mandi pennu,aake rendu aksharam padichu,athum thalathirichu
Complan boy
Boy: I am a complan boy
girl: I am a complan girl
Father: enthonnudey ithu.. ente pilleru kandavante peru parnju nadakunnu.
Nandi ketta vargam
A song from glass mates
Ente roomile sodayanu nee nalla veesukara
Pegozhichu njan kaathu vechoren Chillu glassiloorum
Liqouronnu vende,Liqour onnu vende ........
Doctors cinema
1. Oru E.C.G Diarykuruppu
2. Meerayude C.Tyum Muthuvintae X-rayum
3. Ayal B.P edukkukayannu
4. M.B.B.S Penninu M.D Payyan
5. Nerariyan M.R.I
6.Meennathil Surgery
7.Nursumarudey Sradhaikku
8.Stethescopukal Katha Parayunnu
9.Vasanthiyum Aidsum Pinne Njanum
1 2 3 4............
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Very good!Intelligent!
Naalle A-B-C-D padippichu tharaam.
Veettil aarum illa
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Veetilekku vaa... veettil aarum illa.."
Njaan veetil poyi. Veetil aarum ilaayirunu.
FLASH NEWSSSS
FLASH NEWSSSS::::::::::::::::::
Vizhinjam kadalil poya 5 aalukal marichu....thambanoor lodgel 2 yuvaakkal thoongi maricha nilayil kandethi....pattathu oru kudumbathile 4 aalukal visham kazhichu marichu.....Marana karanam vyakthamalla....Police case eduthu....Ellavarudeyum pocketil ninnu "Bhagavan" cinemayude ticket kandeduthu!
Who is the first women to fly abroad ?
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Seetha, with Ravanan
Improve your general knowledge.
Chevi Kellkkulla ale???
Sardar visits a chinese friend
Sardar visit a chinese friend in a hospital.
Sardar: How r u?
Ch-man: (wake up & cried) "chang chu cheng ping jong chee...."
After dialog he fell on bed & died.
Sardar thought that d dialoge is his "last desire". Sardar visited china & translated d dialoge.
The dialouge was"Oxygen tubil chavittade mari nilkkada thendee..."
Mohan Thomas kootti kuzhachathu yenthu??
Mohan Thomas kootti kuzhachathu yenthu??
1) Put, kadala
2) Idly, Chatni
3)Neichoru, Kozhicurry
4)Uchistam, Amedhyam
If ur answer is correct u will get 10Kg of the answer....
Machu...achaa...
Son:acha 5 subjectil failai acha.
Father: Ini nee enne achannu vilikkarudh.
Son: sorry machu.. 5 vishayathinu potti da ....
WAVE, NET and FIRE
THARA
Sunday, June 21, 2009
u r a dog
Fill in d blanks..
fill in d blanks..
1.D_G
2.C_T
3.B_Y
4.B_S
5.J_G
6.F_N
7.G_N
8.H_N
CONGRATULATION!!!
LKG pass!!! treat eppo??!!
KARMA
M.A.N.N.U.N.N.I
REALLY U R -
M arvellous
A ffectionate
N oble
N aughty
U nique
N atural
N ice
I ntelligent ....
In short M.A.N.N.U.N.N.I
C hw important "U" are... !!!
How can I spell
"B_DHU"without 'U' ?
or
"MAND_"? or"ST_PID"? or even"
KAZH_THA"? ?
C hw important "U" are... !!!
Thenga
Ennittum'Oru THENGA' polum Ninte thalayil veezhunnillallo!
po ambe po....
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po ambe po....
enikk msg ayakatha ente frnd inte brain il poyi kuthu.
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entha thirichu vanathu???
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ohoo... brain illa alle?!!!
Think Dofferent
satyam
Bruce Lee
veg: Thakka-Lee
Breakfast:Id-Lee
Festvl: Diwa-Lee
Actrss:Sona-Lee
Film:Gill-Lee
Animal:Pal-Lee
Friend:you (Koma-Lee)
Mathayiyum Pathrosum
RECHARGE SUCCESSFUL
Aliyo nee ayacha messg kollam pakshe ini mudhal mssg ayakumbol thazhe kanumpolathe msgs ayachal mathu
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Mohanlal Dialog
4 Urumb vs 1 Aana
Ant2: allada, avante thumbikkai pizhuthedukkam...
Ant3: eeyi athu venda.. avante vayattil kuthiyalo?
Ant4: vidaliya.. nammal naalu peru, avan oruthan... Paavam Jeevichupotte.
BSC final year
Sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went & kissed her..
Girl:"Stupid..What r u doing??"
Sardar:"Njaan BSC final year"
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!
Choodulla Nishwasangal.....
Virayarnna shariram...
Thuduatha Chundukal....
Hoooo.....Samshayamillla
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!
Enthiraday...!
Mammootty Dialog
11 Puliyaannu
Why .......?
think
think
think
think
think
"LEVEN PULIYANU KETTA"!
Shoonyam
Interval
THE END
You hav just watched Adoor Gopalakrishnan's new film: "Shoonyam..."
Puli- Eli
Mouse-"kalyanathinu munpe njyanum puliyairunnu"
Accident- part-2
athu ISI markilaatha helmet aayrinuuu
Accident- part-1
Orikkal aanayum urumbum bikil poyappol oru accident undaayi. Aaanaykku kuzhappomondaayi ennal urumbinu kuzhappom undaayilla endhu kondu?
urumb helmet vechirinu!!
Namboodhiri Koran
Namb: korano?
koran: venda njan mannittu moodikolam.
SHUBHA RATHRI
Dukhavum santhoshavum nalki kond pakal maranju.
ORMIKKAAN OMANIKKAAN MADHURA SWAPNAGAL NALKI- SHUBHA RATHRI
Aareyum Snehikkaruth
Kazhudha
Good Night
GOOD NIGHT
Magic of our relation
Budhiyilla, bodhamilla, soundaryamilla, Nanamilla, alakkilla, kulikkilla, pallu theykilla, Ennalum i like U...
Why? Dats the magic of our relation
Sheelam
ThukikollunnaPrathiyod:Avasanamayi Endenkilum Agrahamundo?
Prathi:1Beedi Valichal Kollam Allenkil Venda, Athoru Sheelamayaalo?
Aaana-Urumb Love story
Fashion
Survey officer
Surveykku vanna officer:Kakkoosundo?
Ammuma:Undallo.
Officer:Kinarundo?
Ammuma:Mon chennirunnolu. avide pipe undu
Teacher -student
Teacher:You hav to aim90% marks.
Student:don't worry,I will get 100% marks.
Teacher:thamaashaparayunno?
Student:aara thudangiye.....?
Ravile ezhunnettal..
Ravile ezhunnettal nirbandhamayum randu karyangal cheyyuka
1.Prarthikkuka-100 varsham jeevikkande?
2.Kulikkuka- Mattullavarkum jeevikande
Changaathinannaayaal kannaadivenda..
Nee nannavumo?
atho..
Njaan kannaadivaangano.........?
UMMER
Kollunnavan KILLER
Chadunnavan JUMPER
Paattukaaran SINGER
Adikkunnavan FIGHTER
Ennaal, KISS Cheyyunnavan??
"UMMER"
Ummaaaaa
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna ende umma
onumkudy ninda vallumma
Poocha drinking Milk
Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?
patratinde vrithy kandittuuu.
Umma.....
nee illathe enikku onnumilla.. innnu njan nee ivide undayirunnenkil ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku oru
um.
oru umm.
oru umma.
oru umman chandiyude photo kaannichu taramayirunnu.
AADHIVASI
MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, Z MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.
Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
Pichakkaaraaaa
Magic
scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!
POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!
Train 4U
Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......
train etra ennam undennariyamo....?Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????
Mumtass
Oru MobilinteVedhana
"Do ingtunokkedo,njan thante mobile aanu samsarikunnath,Thanikenne kurich valla chinthayum undo???kure naallaayi njan thanik vendi SMS tharunnu, kanda alavalaadhikallude elaam incoming calls pidichutharunnu, ithonum poranjittu orikalum vellam kandiytilaatha thante pantinte pocketil mookkumpothi njan kidakunnu. Avasaanamayi enikkoru aagraham und,chaavunnathinu munporu Outgoing call... vala rakshayum undo??
UPPU SATHYAGRAHAM
KALLUPINO ATHO PODIUPPINO?
Rajadi rajan...
SANTHOSH BRAHMI
Aadyamayi kandath ormayundo?
aadhyamayi mindiyathu?
aadhyamayi pinangiyathu?
"SANTHOSH BRAHMI KAZHIKKU ormakkum budhikkum santhosh brahmi"
JOB IN RAILWAY
HURRY SALARY RS:20000/-
JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam..
Oru Karyam Parayatte Adikkaruthu..
Wife : Oru Karyam Parayatte Adikkaruthu.....
Hus : Illa...
Wife : Im Pregnent
Hus : Good News..Enthina Adikkunnathu..??
Wife : Collegil Padikkumbol Achanodu Paranjappol Adi Kitti..
Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
5 MAHANMARAR
5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..
1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..
2.SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA,
3.AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..
PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM....SO KEEP IN TOUCH
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Sardar with Paata
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "po" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "po...." Finally
he wrote the conclusion
"Paatayude elaa kaalum murichu kallanjaal Paatakku kellvi nashttapedum"
Sardar Ph.d
Sardarji : Sir Njaan Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.
Sardar CBI
Interviewer : Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir ee joli enikku tannathinu, Njaan innu tanne anveshannam aarabhikkaam sir.
Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-6
AZHIMATHI
Veedu panithappol sit outtil jannal mathiyennnu achan paranjappo tintumon paranju venda
AZHIMATHI.
AAROPANAM
Innale bank locker kuthi-thurannu aaropanam moshtichu
Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-5
ETTUMPOTTUM
8 muttakal tharayil ittappol manasilaaayi, ettum pottum!
MUDANTHANNYAAYAM
Innale kavalayil oru mudanthan nyaayam prayunnathu kettu.
Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-4
Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga
ADICHELPPIKKUKA
Ravile ezhunelkkathirunna ramuvine achan adichelppichu
JEEVIKKUKA
G vikkuka budhimuttanekil ini kurachu naal H vikkan sramikkam.
Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-3
Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga
UTHARAM MUTTI
Innale thattinpurathu kayariyappol, ente thalayil uththaram mutti.
PIDIKITTUKA
Kuda nashttappettengilum athinte pidikitti
Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-2
SIMHAASANAM
Circusil simham theeyude purathu koodi chaadi, appol Simhaasanam polli
SADAACHAARAM
Jolikkaari aduppilninnum sadaachaaram vaarum.
Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-1
POTTICHIRI
Adukkalayil undayirunna biscuit packet aaro pottichirikkunnu
VIMMISHTAM
Idhu vare EXO dishwash bar upyogitchu madutha ammayikku ippol Vimmishtamaayi
Father of Dineshan
Once a sardarji was asked "Who is Gandhiji?"
Sardar : "Father of Dineshan"
Other : "How?"
Sardar : "I've studied that Gandhiji is the father of Dineshan (the nation)"
Teacher
Oru gramathil sundhariyaya oru teacher undayirunnu
Ippo retired aayi...
Celebrity Love
I love u da! Ninne kaanathe jeevikan vayya!Ninte aduth ephozhum samsarikan thonnunu…! Ninne enik nashttapedumoda…!I Love U…Miss U..da,1000 UMMA…
inganeyane daily 'Meera Jasmine' enikku msg ayakkune!
If not busy answer my question
Sorry 2 disturb u. If u r not busy, if u r not working if u r not tired if u r not lazy plese answer me
AYYAPPANTE AMMA ETRA NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..
Sardar in Train
Sardar alochichu. adutha station aayitum alojichu theernilla.
Last paranju; ’ RAILWAY STATION’
V-Guard stabilizer
"Ayyo ..Fridgum poyi.."
" TV poyi ..Fridge poyi..AC poyi.. Ellaam poyi....."
"V-Guard Stebilizer illa alle?.."
" illa.."...
....
"Nannayi.. Undengil athum poyene.."
Your wife - a Jewelery
Rajamannikkam's Teacher
Teacher:Exam engane undayirunnu?
Raja:Exam puliyayirunnu ketta…Pakshe namma oru varavude varendi varam.
Will u marry....
Gud family
Gud character
Gud education
Fine personality
Will u marry........................
my servant, Pennamma???
Rajamannikkam
R E M O
MACHAN REMO…
Flowers for you
Five flower just for you.
first-for friendship
second-for health
third-forwealth
fourth-for happiness
and the last…cheviyil vecho
Suresh Gopi Dialog
Aeroplane vs Rocket
Rreplied,”Phaa pule....kundiku thee vechu nokkada appo ariyam vepprallm"
The Alcohol MANTRA
Hunter in Jungle
One hunter went to jungle. There was six birds on a tree. He fired once. Five of them flew away. Why did the other not fly??
AHAMKAARAM
Mammooty dialog SMS
Vellinakshatram
The fight
One elephant and two ants were fighting. One ant is thrown away by the elephant and the other Ant sits on top of the elephant. what did the wounded Ant say?
"Allityaaa chavitti kollada avane"
Inside-Outside
Nee computerintea munnil irikkumbol computer enthu chintikkum
"INTEL" inside and "MENTAL" outside
Nee Fridginte aduthu chellumbol fridge enthu vicharikkum
"COOL" inside and "FOOL" outside.
undooo???
Kulichal pokatha azhukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??
U+UR
u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam.
Star Good morning
*** ** **** ** * ** * ** * ** * * ** * * *
entha ennikazinjo...?
nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe..
evanonum vere paniyille...
Goooooooooood Morning.
Naattukar
malappuram slang
TEACHER: Kunjappoo, nee pusthakam vangiyo?
KUNJAPPU: Adakka bittittu maanga..!
TEACHER: Kunjappoo, nee fees adacho?
KUNJAPPU: Maanga bittittu adakka..!!
kayyilirippu
mandan, maramandan, mandabudhi
Daivathinde abbadham
Daivathinde abbadham
Shajahan-Mumtas
chummathirikkuvale
Chummat hirikuvalle,ini melottu nokkiko!
vasantha kalam
Namboodiri in Bus
Urakkam
Nilavulla thanuppulla rathriyil ninneyum ninte punchiriyum swapnam kandu kidannalenthanennariyilla
pedichittu urakkam varanilla
Aval paavam
Njaan Paranju,Snehichathu Kittiyillenkil Kittiyathu Snehikkuka Onnumillenkilum Avan Amithab Bachante Mon Alle ?
Kullikku
Onnu poyi kulichu koode?
No SMS
Couples
Three Malayalee Couples in a Restaurant.
Couple A-(Husband to wife): "aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare."
Couple B-(Husband to wife): "aa liver ingeduthe Karale......"
Couple C-(Wife to husband): "kandille manushya, avarudeyokke sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal!"
Then, Couple C-(Husband to wife): "aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!!"
Munnaar
Do u want to see the greatest tourist spot - Munnaaru?
666!!!!!!!
enni nokkikke moonnar illennu...ha ha!
Onnu kullikku
Lyril Rs.10.50
Chandrika Rs.12.00
Jeeva Rs.8.00
Eethu venamenkilum vangitharam...
Onnu kulichal mathi!!!