Eecha...

Kuttappan eating biryani in hotel found a fly in it "edo ithil oru eecha chathu kidakunnu."

Waiter: Athil oru kozhi chattu kidakunnathu prasnamilla. Pinneya eecha!
nince

Nee aannu ende...

Kavi bharyaodu paranju- nee aanente kalpana,bhavana, kavitha .

Bharya-ini muthal chetananu ente rajappan, sasi, babu, podiyan

Bhumyil Nallakalam Vannennu Thonnunnu...

Hitler Poyi, Saddam Pidikkapettu, Ladente Vivaram Onnumilla, Ninte SMSum Kanunnilla, Bhumyil Nallakalam Vannennu Thonnunnu...

SMS Sms

Ente"SMS"kittiyo?
Kittiyilla...Inna pidicho!
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
INNA CHERIYA SMS
sms
sms
sms

E REMIXum koodi
SmS
sMs
SmS
sMs

Ippol sandhoshamayo?

Njaan ariyaathe alle..

Ennodu nee kshamikkanamOrikkalum njan arinjukondu cheythathallaIni orikkalum ithu aavarthikkilla Karanam njan ariyathe alle ninte VAALIL CHAVUTTIYATHU

Ellavarum ninnil ninnum akalumbol, Aarum ninnileek adukkathirikumbol,Nee orkkuka -'' KULIKKAN SAMAYAMAYI! ''

Ellavarum ninnil ninnum akalumbol,Aarum ninnileek adukkathirikumbol,Nee orkkuka -'' KULIKKAN SAMAYAMAYI! ''

athale friendship...

Buddhiyila,Bodhamila,Soundaryamila,Naanamila,Maanamila,Alakkilla,Kulikkilla,Pallu teykilla..Ennalum,I lik U..Y?




ATHELADAAA.... FRIENDSHIP :-D !!

Bhaaryaye nashttapettu...

Bharyaye nashtapeta oral aduthulla ramakshetrathil poyi vazhipad nernu.avide prathyakshanaya sriraman"bhaktha aduthulla hanuman kshethrathilum poyi prarthiku.enikente bharya nashtapetapol avananu sahayichath"

Bad words

Alavalathi
Vaynoki
Panni
Mandabuthi
Patti
Choole
Marapatti
Erappalli
Thendi

Dear,these are all bad words never use them OK.

Kandakasheni

Akasam potti veenalum Himalayam uruki thirnnalum Arabhikkadal vattivarandalum Ee Bhoomi thanne illand ayalum Nammal thammilulla FRIENDSHIP theerilla KARANAM?



ENIKKARIYAM,"KANDAKASSANI KONDE POKOO" !!

Lift kodukku...

Oru urumpu scooteril pokuvayirunnu.. vazhiyil oru ana kai kanichu lift chodichu.anayodu purakil kayarikkolan paranju...randu perum pokumbo mattoru ana lift chodichu. urumpu aa anayay kayattathay poyi enthukondu??

traffic rule anusarichu oru bikil 3 aalay kayattan pattilla..

Aana and Urumb in Cherup kada

Oru divasam Aanayum urumbum cherippu vaanagaan kadayil poyi. Urumbinde cherupinu Aanayude cherupinekkaallum vila kooduthal aayirunu. enthukondu???
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Aanakku 4 kaale ullu. Urumbinu 6 kaal ile???

Aana-Urumb in water

Aanayum urumbum oru paalathil kudi pokumboll paalam thagarnu vellathil veennu. Aana vellam kayaraathirikkaan thumbikkai pokki pidichu. Appoll Urumb idathe kai pokki pidichu.
Why???
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Vaachinde akathu vellam kayaraathirikkaan.

Urumbinde urakkam

Aanayum Urumbum urangaan kidanu. Urumb pettanu urangi. pakshe Aanakku urakkam vannila. enthukondu?
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Urumbinde koorkkam vali kaarannam

Aana Urumb in Car

aanayum urumbum koode tourinu poyee...caril aanu yathra...aanayanu driver...eadkku vachu car ninnu...ethra aayittum start aavunnilla...appo urumbu aanayodu enthayirikkum paranjittundaava?

"njan erangi caru thallano mone dinesha.."

Aana n Urumb in Bus

Aanayum urumbum bus-il ninnu irangave Aana bodham kettu veenu.. ithu kandu urumbum bodham kettu veenu.. kaaranam??

"ini ee aanaye thollil eduthondu hospitalil ponallo"ennu aalochicha urumbu bodham kettathu.

oru microscope kittiyirunnengil.

oru divasam aanayum urumbum nadakkan irangi...1 um 2 um paranju randu perum vazhakkayi..appol urumbu aanaye kochaakkanaye enthavum paranjittundavuka?

"oru microscope kittiyirunnengil..............aanaye nokkayirunnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Kalyanam nadakkathirikkanulla kaaranam..?

Aanayum oru urumbum luv aayi. Aanakku urumbine kalyaanam kazhikkanam..pakshe urumbinte veettukaar kalyanathe ethirthu..avar oru sakthamaaya kaaranavum kandu pidichu. Enthayirunnu aa kalyanam nadakkathirikkanulla kaaranam..?

"Cherukkante pallu pongiyathaanu.."

Mrs aanaye njaan manage cheithoolam...

Aana-de Puthiya Girlfrindinte karyam aanede bharya arinju. bharya aanaye thalaan varuva. appo Aana urumbinte adutheekku oodi vannu . urumbinoodu prashnamokke paranju.
urumbu aanayude aduthentho paranju -- enthaaneriyo???
chinthikooo.
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"Saaramilla Aana Cheetta -- Ente Purakul Olinjoolu --- Mrs aanaye njaan manage cheithoolam"

Hide and Seek

Urumbum aanayum hide and seek kalikkayirunnu...appo urumbu ambalathil olichu.... aanakku enganey manassilaayi urumbu amabalathil olichennu?
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chinthikkooo.
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Aana urumbintey cheruppu purathu kandu....

Bill Achan tharum!!

Girl:Ee dressinte vila ethraya?

Shopkeeper:only 5 kisses

Gl:ok,aa dressinteyo?

SK:10 kisses

Gl:Rundum pack cheytho.Bill Achan tharum!!

Ninakk chaavaan ente cycle maathrame kittiyulloo...?

Sardar:Cycle'il vegathil pokumbol pettennu ethire oru Bus vannu.

Bus driverod sardar:Ninakk chaavaan ente cycle maathrame kittiyulloo...?

Break poyi,..

Wife:Enthinaa ithrayum speedil pokunnath?
Husband:Bykkinte Break poyi,valla Apakadavum sambhavikkunnathinu mumbu veettilethanaa...!!

Irulinte mouna raagavum..

Irulinte mouna raagavum,chaattal mazhayude lasya bhaavavum,kulir kattinte thaala melangalumayi veendum oru nattapathira koodi

*good night*

Ente Ikkaiku theere selection Ariyilla...

Wife:Ente dress oru Rasavumilla, Ente Ikkaiku theere selection Ariyilla
HUS:Athu thanneyaadi,Ninne pennu kanaan vannappol eniku thettiyadh

Paalam vennam....

Sardar Gramasabayil:Ivide oru Palam venam

Member:Palamo?

Sardar:Athe

Member:Athinu ivide Puzha illallo

Sardar:Ennal oru Puzhayum venam!

Vilakk kettupokum!!

Ram:Enthina vilakk kathichu vechirikunnath?

Sardar:Karentilla

Ram:ok, Fanengilum idoo?

Sardar:Podaa mandaa,Vilakk kettupokum!

Ninne orma varumbo...

Ninne orma varumbo nite SMS vayikkum.Nine kanan thonumbo SWAPNAM kanum.Nite shabdm kelkan agrahm ulapol aduta vetile "PATTIKKU" Kalleriyum

Purathu-Agathu

Vasu: Ninte Makan Enthu Cheyunnu?
Ramu: Avan Puratthaa,Gulf'il.Thante Mono?
Vasu: Avan Akatthaa,Center Jailil

Reader is Stupid & Sender is good

Sardarinu oru sms kitty "Reader is Stupid&Sender is good"
Sardar dheshyathode sms thirichayachu"Sender is Stupid &Reader is good".

Enne ozhivaaki Nee mattoraale sweekarichu Alle? Aare sweekarichalum ninte Aagraham nadakkilla!!

Nee velukkaan pokunnilla!

By 501 SOAP

"unth" tharum..!

Wife:Njan lokathile valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyaal enik entha tharika?

Husband:Oru cheriya "unth" tharum..!

Njaan marikkaan pova...

Njaan marikkaan pova.

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Ini marikkaathe pattilla

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Marichittillenkil

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Dosa karinju pokum athukonda..!

Thengaa Pottichu nokkiyillacho..

Vikari:Anyante parampil ninnum thenga moshtichath nallathaanodaa?

Kallan:Pottichu nokkiyillacho.

enthinu ne enne vittakannu..

"Nombarangalk Aaswaasamaayi Ekaanthathayil thanalaayi..Snehadeepamaayi vanna En Aathmashakthi,enthinu nee enne vittakannu.."

Hai...Ningalk ee dhivasam ormayundo..???

Ille?

Illenkil marakandaa

31/07/09 sunday

LKG failanalle..??

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

idhil 1 missing?

2time vayichu nokkan naanamille?

ABCDyil engane'1' varum?

LKG failanalle..??

Wht a beauty.

IngottuNokku,

Onnuchirikku,

OK!

onnoode nannayi chirikku

OK!

anangatha

CLICK!,

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"(--)"

WOW Wht a beauty.

Ende sneham...

"Pakalukal kazhinju Raavukal koodanayumbol shishiravum Hemandhavum maari maari Ethumbol maattamillathe thudarum enikku ninnodulla Sneham"

7 kuttikal

Sardar Bus yathrayil:kuttikalku ticket edukkano?

Conducter:8nu Mukalil aanenkil edukkanam

sardar:oh,Bhagyam enik 7 kuttikal Aanu

OB'Aama!!

Aama:American president Aama vargakaarana

Malsyam:Athengene?

Aama:American presidentinte name nokku..

OB'Aama!!

Mazha Nanayathe....

Ram:mazha Nanayumbol Amma malsyam(fish) kunjungallod enthaannu parayuka?

Sardar:Mazha Nanayathe Vellathinte Adiyil poyi olikkaan!!

Vaikathe varille Nee..

Ninakkayanu Nan kathirikkunnath Ninakkayanu Nan Jeevikkunnath Nee Ennilekk varunna Nimishathinanu Nan kaathorthirunnath vaykathe varille Nee..

Njan marichollame!!

Yaman:Ninte samayam theernnu..

Sardar:Rakshapadan vere vazhiyille?

Yaman:Undu..e msg readerne KISS cheyyanam

Sardar:Venda.. njan marichollame!

Missing you

"Niranju peyyunna mazhayilum,kathunna veyililum Ente kaipidichu nadakkan nee undankil,veyilum mazhayum enikk sukhakaramaayene"

Vellamadichu vandi odichaal....

Petrol Adichu car odikkam,
Diesel Adichu car odikkam,
Gas Adichum odikkam
But vellamadichu odichal police pidikkum!

Athentha Angane!!?

Satyasandhan!!

Sharikum neeyoru sathyasandhana..

Engane manasilayi enno?

Aa mukham nokkiyaalariyam..

Sathyathinte mukham ennum vikruthamaanallo!!

Chemparathi poove

Chempaka poovinte suganthavum chempanineer poovinte Niravumulla ninakk sathyathil oru chemparathy poovinte kuraville..?

Tonic???

Medical shopil Sardar:Chumakkulla marunnundo?

Shop owner:'TONIC' Aano?

Sardar:Alla,Enikka..

Paavam Raajaavu

Pandu pandu..Valare pandu..Oridathu oru RAJAV UNADAYIRINNU..

Pakshe ippol illa.

Marichu poyi,

pavam alle!

Keralam rakshapedum

Imagine if achumama,pinarayi,kodiueri,sudakaran,baby are going a boat.
Boat mungiyal aaru rakshapedum ?
guss ?



"Keralam" !!!

ATM password

ATM counteril oral: Ha ..Ha..Njan nintae password kandu..its 4 star(****)
Sardar:ha..ha..mandan athu 3274 aanu.

America-Moon

Teacher:Americayilekko Chandranilekko kooduthal dooram?

Boy:Americayilek

Teach:Athentha?

Boy:America nokkiyal kanilla,chandrane kanaam!

Asinde phone number

"ASIN"te mobile number veno?

Godown

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ivide blade kondu churandi nokku number kaanam.....

3 College THAMAASHAKAL...

COLLEGE JEEVITHATHILE MIKACHA 3 THAMAASHAKAL..

1)"shalyam cheyyalle enikku padikkanam"

2)"Eda, namukku Classil pokam"

3)"Sir, oru samshayam..!!"

Karinkurangaa.....

Ninne onnu kaanan ethra kodichu...!

kandapol onnu thodan mohichu...

Appol Zoo Watchman paranju

"venda aa KARINKURANGU maanthum..."

Sahi kettappol urumbu....

Urumb waz in luv with aana! Pakshe urumbinte veettukar ethirthu! Aana vere jaathi, nammal vere jaathi! Avane ni marakkanam! Enthu vannalum aanaye mathrame kettu enna vashi urumbinum! Veettukar veendum ethirthu, sahi kettappol urumbu aa sathyam velippeduthi.


"Oru kunju aana ente vayattil valarunund amme!"

Urumbinde secret

Aanayum urumbum oru divsam parkil nadakaan poyyi...avar naattu vishesham veettu vishesham paranju nadukayirunu...ithil idakk urumbu aanade cheviyil padhiye oru vivarm ariyichu...athu kettu aana botham kettu veennu...enthayirunnu urumbinde secret.

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Urumb paranjathu..

njaan ningallude kochinde amma aavaan pokunu.

Urumb ollizhu

Oru divasam oru ana oru mathilinte sidil koodi nadannu varikayayirunnu appol mathilinte matte sidil urumbu ollichirukkunnu...enthinanu urumbu ollichirunnathu........?

Aanaye kalvachu thazhe idaan.

Aana's short's

Urumbu aanayodu: "Ninte Shorts eniku oru divasatheku tharumo?"

Aana:"Eanthina?"

Urumbu: "Makalude Kalyanathinu Panthal Idana!!!"

'Aane' ki sambhaavana...

Aana And Urumb railwaystationil poyi.

Aana: Rajadhani express njaan railwaykku sambhavana koduthada.

Urumb viswasichila.

kurachu kazhinju station announcement: yaathriyon kripya dhyaan deejiye..Rajadhani express 'aane' ki sambhaavana hai.

Aana-Urumb football

Kaattil Aanagal football kallikkuvaayirunu. Oru Urumb maatram ivarude nadukku nilpundaayirunu. Urumb enthedukkuvaayirunu??


Urumb aayirunu Refferee!!

Aana rekshichilla

Oru aana & urumbu Baril irunnu vellamadikkuvayirunnu...
Appol mattoru urumbu aanayude glassinte vakkil koodi izhanju vannu glassil veenu mungi chaavan thudangi..
Appol matte urumbu aanayodu athine rekshikkan paranju
Pakshe aana rekshichilla
WHAT IS THE REASON ?????

AA VEENA URUMBU ANAYUDE MOLUMAYI PREMATHIL AAYIRUNNU.....

Dictionary

Nepolean : in my dictionary there is no word called "IMPOSSIBLE"

SARDARJI : Ini paranjittu karyamilla.. medichappo nokkanamayirunnu.

Difference between Vegetarian and Non vegetarian

Difference between Vegetarian and Non vegetarian

Chicken shopil chicken thookkiyittirikkunnathu kandu kannil vellam vannal VegetarianVayil vellam vannal Non Vegetarian

140 names in one second

Anybody can say 140 names in one second..............

100jehan

10dulker

9thara

7malai

6mughan

5ali

3sha

Chumarukalkkidayiloode...

Chumarukalkkidayiloode pokan ningale sahayicha kandupiditham..?

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Door

Begining with 'E' ends with 'E'

What begining with 'E' ends with 'E' and has only one letter in it?

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Envelope

Aama ye marichittal...

Aama ye marichittal enthu kittum...?
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MARIAAMA.

Vay nokkan Degree

Vay nokkan Degree eduthavarkku parayunna perenthanu...?
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Dentist

Which is the first surgery in the world?

Which is the first surgery in the world?
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Adaminte vaariyellu oori havva( Eve) ye srishtichu

Sthanam marunnathinanusarichu ....

sthanam marunnathinanusarichu perumarumma (name change) oru vasthu

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romam.( thalamudi, meesha, thadi)

INNIRAGANDHI

one day while walking through the forest gandhi saw a lion infront of his way.then lion thought....."INNIRAGANDHI"

Why..?

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It's not Indhira gandhi.

innathe - ira - gandhi ennanu sinham chinthichathu.

Urvashi shapam upakaram

bharya shapichal ishtappedunna bharthavu aaruanu..?

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Manoj . K. Jayan.( urvashi shapam upakaram ennalle..)

Oru bucket niraye vellamundu

Oru bucket niraye vellamundu. bucketil niraye thula undenkilum oru thulli vellam polum thazhottu ozhukiyilla....
why?.
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Bucketil ullathu vellamalla.
Vellamundanu. (white dhoti)

At Some point of life...

At Some point of life, you may forget me,may not recognize me And at that time................................Chavitti ninte elloori pattikku ittu kodukkum Njan....

Additional sheets please

Marichu kazhinju daivam ellavarodumavarude paapangal paperil ezhuthan paranjappol doore ninnum ninte shabdam kettu.....

additional sheets please................

Anju Bobby Kerala's pride

Proud to be a Keralian Anju Bobby George got gold...

From Joy Alukkas Jewellery...

Avallude kettiyonvangy koduthu....

Tintumon is a sambhavam

TEACHER: Tintumone, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.

Tintumon: Njan!!

Height of fashion!!

Height of fashion!!

Father : Innale vare PAPA ennalle vilichirunathu?....ippo entha ACHA ennu vilikkunathu??..Daughter : "PAPA ennu vilichal ente lipstick pokum"!!!!

N. Radha

Kannante swanthamayirunna radhayude initial enthayirunnu ?

OPTIONS :[S , N , K , R]

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Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo…

Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo…
Wait..







“1″


Kando??


Santhoshamayo???
Nale ‘Randu” kanikkam…

Valare serious aaya oru prashnamundu..

Edaa.. nee urangiyillallo..?Urgent aayittoru kaaryamundu..Vilichunarthi Buddimuttichathil shamikkanam..Ninte oru photo fax cheythazhakkamo?Valare serious aaya oru prashnamundu.. athaanu..Njangal ivide cheettu kalikkukayaanu.. Joker card nashtapettu poyi..

Odi vaayo Marappattiye Pidicheee

Nilavulla thanuththa rathriyil Ninneyum Kettipidichchu njaan Ee lokathodu Vilichu parayum..........." Odi vaayo Marappattiye Pidicheee"

Bhootham varum..

Rathriyil vegam Urangikko... Bhootham varum..Athu kondu Kannumadachchu Muham moodi puthachchu Urangikko......Veruthe Bhoothaththe Pedippikkanda.. Good Night.

Enikku ninne Orupaadu Ishtamaanu..

Enikku ninne Orupaadu Ishtamaanu..Njan ninne kettikkotte..Evide kettanam.Ummarathu kettanam.Arengilum vannal Kurachchaal mathi..

Nee chirichal..

Nee chirichal RINGTONE Nee deshyapettal VIBRATINGNee thummiyal BEEPTONENin Kannukal niranjal BATTERY LOW Nee enne marannal en hridayam SWITCH OFF

Ivanmmarku okke Pakal entha pani?

Galileo usd 2 study wid small lamp....GrahamBel usd to stdy wid Street Light......Shakespeare usd 2 stdy with candle.....Enikku Manasilavathathu athu alla...... Ivanmmarku okke Pakal entha pani????????????

Difference between Files and Piles?

What is the difference between Files and Piles?

Files : Irunnu nokkanam

Piles : Nokki irikkanam.

dosa, vada, coffee..... coffee.... chai.... chai.....

I remember, how we met before.....train stopped,windows opened,

U looked in to my eyes and then U saididly, dosa, vada, coffee..... coffee.... chai.... chai.....

I love animals

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI paranju

" People should LOVE animals"

kisss.....

If u don't mind


If u don't feel bad



If don't hesitate



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kissan jam bottle

verum RS.22.50 maatram.

KORANGANTE KAYYIL POOMALA.......

Collect 100 RosesTake a sooji and noolMake a malatake the mala and go in front of the mirror.U will see a super scene KORANGANTE KAYYIL POOMALA.......

College first aakanulla vazhikal...

College first aakanulla vazhikal...

Raavile 4 maniku ezhunettu brush cheyanam..ethra thanuppaayirinaalum thanutha vellathil thanne kulikanam.5maniku anna enikkukayaanengil tea/coffee undaakitharunathu kudikanam..Ini TV on cheythu kurachu neram enthelum bhakthi gaanam kettu manasine relax aakanam6 maniku veetil ninnum porappedanam6.30'ny colleg ethumNow u r the 1st one to reach college. Angane College 1st aai..

Suprabhatham in english

Cow cell ya

super aa ja

ram aa

poor wa

sun dya

par west thathe

Dont get confused,its suprabhatham in english..

Nazir-Sheela

Nazir orikal Sheela'ye pennu kaanan poi..

Nazir: kutti ethra vare padichu

Sheela: BA

Nazir: mandi pennu,aake rendu aksharam padichu,athum thalathirichu

Complan boy

Boy: I am a complan boy

girl: I am a complan girl

Father: enthonnudey ithu.. ente pilleru kandavante peru parnju nadakunnu.

Nandi ketta vargam

When i was 2 yrs,many girls used to kiss me & i allowed them.But when i was 20 yrs,i wanted to kiss many girls,but they didnt allow... Nandi ketta vargam

A song from glass mates

A song from glass mates
Ente roomile sodayanu nee nalla veesukara
Pegozhichu njan kaathu vechoren Chillu glassiloorum
Liqouronnu vende,Liqour onnu vende ........

Doctors cinema

Doctormarudey Sanghadana (IMA) Udan produce cheyyunna cinemakal
1. Oru E.C.G Diarykuruppu
2. Meerayude C.Tyum Muthuvintae X-rayum
3. Ayal B.P edukkukayannu
4. M.B.B.S Penninu M.D Payyan
5. Nerariyan M.R.I
6.Meennathil Surgery
7.Nursumarudey Sradhaikku
8.Stethescopukal Katha Parayunnu
9.Vasanthiyum Aidsum Pinne Njanum

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Very good!Intelligent!

Naalle A-B-C-D padippichu tharaam.

Veettil aarum illa

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Veetilekku vaa... veettil aarum illa.."

Njaan veetil poyi. Veetil aarum ilaayirunu.

FLASH NEWSSSS

FLASH NEWSSSS::::::::::::::::::

Vizhinjam kadalil poya 5 aalukal marichu....thambanoor lodgel 2 yuvaakkal thoongi maricha nilayil kandethi....pattathu oru kudumbathile 4 aalukal visham kazhichu marichu.....Marana karanam vyakthamalla....Police case eduthu....Ellavarudeyum pocketil ninnu "Bhagavan" cinemayude ticket kandeduthu!

Who is the first women to fly abroad ?

Who is the first women to fly abroad ?
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Seetha, with Ravanan

Improve your general knowledge.

Chevi Kellkkulla ale???

I asked 4 one flower but u give me a boque I asked 4 some water but u give me a river I asked for a feather but u give me a peacock ...Chevi Kellkkulla ale!!!?

Sardar visits a chinese friend

Sardar visit a chinese friend in a hospital.

Sardar: How r u?

Ch-man: (wake up & cried) "chang chu cheng ping jong chee...."

After dialog he fell on bed & died.

Sardar thought that d dialoge is his "last desire". Sardar visited china & translated d dialoge.

The dialouge was"Oxygen tubil chavittade mari nilkkada thendee..."

Mohan Thomas kootti kuzhachathu yenthu??

Mohan Thomas kootti kuzhachathu yenthu??

1) Put, kadala

2) Idly, Chatni

3)Neichoru, Kozhicurry

4)Uchistam, Amedhyam

If ur answer is correct u will get 10Kg of the answer....

Machu...achaa...

Father:endhayada result?
Son:acha 5 subjectil failai acha.
Father: Ini nee enne achannu vilikkarudh.
Son: sorry machu.. 5 vishayathinu potti da ....

WAVE, NET and FIRE

Ur name can be made by adding the Malayalam words for WAVE, NET and FIRE. That is the magic of English. Which are that Malayalam words? ALA, VALA,THEE

THARA

Ninne kanumbol...Ninnodu samsarikumbol.Enikkorma varunnadu..Onnam classileonnam padathileonnamathe vakkanu....."!!THARA!!"

u r a dog

small dog asks:mamma ente pappa araa??mother dog:shh.. mindathirikk.. pappa msg vayikunath kandille??

Fill in d blanks..

fill in d blanks..

1.D_G

2.C_T

3.B_Y

4.B_S

5.J_G

6.F_N

7.G_N

8.H_N

CONGRATULATION!!!

LKG pass!!! treat eppo??!!

KARMA

KARMA itz a CINEMA about 2 lovers VARMA & SALMA, They are from BURMA, They have ORUMA, They have NANMA,Have THANIMA,have ELIMA & person reading this message is an ERUMA...

M.A.N.N.U.N.N.I

REALLY U R -

M arvellous

A ffectionate

N oble

N aughty

U nique

N atural

N ice

I ntelligent ....

In short M.A.N.N.U.N.N.I

C hw important "U" are... !!!

How can I spell

"B_DHU"without 'U' ?

or

"MAND_"? or"ST_PID"? or even"

KAZH_THA"? ?

C hw important "U" are... !!!

Thenga

There are 2559770000 coconut trees in KERALA according to agriculture dept.

Ennittum'Oru THENGA' polum Ninte thalayil veezhunnillallo!

po ambe po....

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enikk msg ayakatha ente frnd inte brain il poyi kuthu.
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entha thirichu vanathu???
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ohoo... brain illa alle?!!!

Think Dofferent

Think Dofferent, Do different, speak different, Achieve different, Then only u can go to OOLAMPARA

satyam

1) Mavil ninnu manga veezhum,Thengil ninnu thenga veezhum,But plavil ninnu planga veezhumo?2) Cycleil poyal cycling aavum but trainil poyal training aavumo? 3) Lunch boxil lunch kondu pokam but,school bag'l school kondu pokan pattumo?4) Bus stopil ninnal bus varum but,ful stopil ninnal ful varumo?Potte oru quarter engilum varumo? 5) silver chain urukkiyal silver kittum, gold chain urukkiyal gold kittum, but cycle chain urukkiyal cycle kitumo?.

Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee's Favourites:
veg: Thakka-Lee
Breakfast:Id-Lee
Festvl: Diwa-Lee
Actrss:Sona-Lee
Film:Gill-Lee
Animal:Pal-Lee
Friend:you (Koma-Lee)

Mathayiyum Pathrosum

Mathayiyum Pathrosum 1day palliyil kumbasarickan poyi... Mathayi achanodu paranju, ngan 2 papam cheythu... then pallilachan paranju, ninakku 2 wheel ulla vandi narakathil kittum... Pathrose 2 papam cheydangil 3 wheel ulla vandi kittumennum paranju... Maranashesham Mathayi narakathiloode bike odichondirunnapol Pathrose autoyil vannu paranju...Jeevan venamenkil marikko... ACHAN TRAIN ODICHONDU VARUNNUNDU....

RECHARGE SUCCESSFUL

Aliyo nee ayacha messg kollam pakshe ini mudhal mssg ayakumbol thazhe kanumpolathe msgs ayachal mathu

RECHARGE SUCCESSFUL on 31-7-2009 at09:24 AM. Talktime Rs 333.00. MRP Rs 333.00 TransID 1436559204

Mohanlal Dialog

Hey savaari giri giri!Exam njan ezhutharilla, pinne assignment, athu vekkanam ennu agraham undayirunnu, pakshe nadannilla, pinne seminar, athu kurekkalam edukkanam edukkanam ennu vicharichu, dtime kittiyilla, pinne aake cheythathu nalla pempillare vaya noki ennullathanu. Athu oru university paper allathathu kondu markonnumkittiyilla...

4 Urumb vs 1 Aana

Ant1: aliya, avante kaal odichalo?
Ant2: allada, avante thumbikkai pizhuthedukkam...
Ant3: eeyi athu venda.. avante vayattil kuthiyalo?

Ant4: vidaliya.. nammal naalu peru, avan oruthan... Paavam Jeevichupotte.

BSC final year

Sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went & kissed her..

Girl:"Stupid..What r u doing??"

Sardar:"Njaan BSC final year"

Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!

Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal...
Choodulla Nishwasangal.....
Virayarnna shariram...
Thuduatha Chundukal....
Hoooo.....Samshayamillla

Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!

Enthiraday...!

Like birthday, independance day, womans day, friendshipday & teachers day there is a day only for Trivandrum guys..... Enthiraday...!

Mammootty Dialog

Chanduvine tholpikan ningalkavilla makkale. oru pad per chanduvine pattichu. Dealer SIM anenn paranj ordinary SIM thann achan enne pattichu. Recharge coupon vangikan paisa chodichapol 10 paisa thann amma enne pattichu. Easy charge cheyan balance illa enn kallam paranj friendum enne pattichu. 26 paisa balancumay chanduvinte mobile pinneyum bakki. iniyum chanduvine pattikan ningalkavilla makkale karanam Chanduvinipol POST PAID aanu!!!

11 Puliyaannu

10 and 12 are afraid of 11 !

Why .......?

think

think

think
think

think


"LEVEN PULIYANU KETTA"!

Shoonyam

New film



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You hav just watched Adoor Gopalakrishnan's new film: "Shoonyam..."

Puli- Eli

Tiger gave wedding party 2 all tigers. He saw a mouse dancing.Tiger asked how dare u come here!!!!
Mouse-"kalyanathinu munpe njyanum puliyairunnu"

Accident- part-2

Pitte dhivasam thanne urumbu aanaykku helmet vaangi kodutthu. Pinneyum avar bikil poyi. Rendu perkkum helmet undu. Pinneyum accident patti. Pinneyum aanaykku thanne kozhappam. Why??

athu ISI markilaatha helmet aayrinuuu

Accident- part-1

Orikkal aanayum urumbum bikil poyappol oru accident undaayi. Aaanaykku kuzhappomondaayi ennal urumbinu kuzhappom undaayilla endhu kondu?

urumb helmet vechirinu!!

Namboodhiri Koran

Rathriyil namboothiriyude parambil irunnu thoorukayayirunna koranod namboothiri: aarath?Koran: njana
Namb: korano?
koran: venda njan mannittu moodikolam.

SHUBHA RATHRI

Dukhavum santhoshavum nalki kond pakal maranju.

ORMIKKAAN OMANIKKAAN MADHURA SWAPNAGAL NALKI- SHUBHA RATHRI

Aareyum Snehikkaruth

Aareyum Snehikkaruth. Kaaranam Snehichaal marakkaruth, Marannaal Orkkaruth, Orthaal karayaruth. Karanjaal aarum kaanaruth..

Kazhudha

Makal ammayod; Oru kazhudakku ethra bhaaram chumakkaan kazhiumamme...?Amma; Ariyilla mole.....Achanodu thanne chodikkanam.

Good Night

Oru kaariyam parayanundayirunnu.raviley paranjal enney kaliyakkum. Athu konda eppol parayunnathu.Paranjottey..??




GOOD NIGHT

Magic of our relation

Budhiyilla, bodhamilla, soundaryamilla, Nanamilla, alakkilla, kulikkilla, pallu theykilla, Ennalum i like U...

Why? Dats the magic of our relation

Sheelam

ThukikollunnaPrathiyod:Avasanamayi Endenkilum Agrahamundo?

Prathi:1Beedi Valichal Kollam Allenkil Venda, Athoru Sheelamayaalo?

Aaana-Urumb Love story

URUMB falls in love with AANA & they married.Next day AANA died.Appol URUMB:Oh,1divasathe luv,Athinu 1janmam muzhuvan kuzhi vettanam.

Fashion

Innu wire illatha phone fashion aayi. Oru kalathu thalachoru vendatha thala fashionavum. Athanu ninte divasam.Ho! Annu nee thakarthu varumayirikkum, alle?

Survey officer

Surveykku vanna officer:Kakkoosundo?

Ammuma:Undallo.

Officer:Kinarundo?

Ammuma:Mon chennirunnolu. avide pipe undu

Teacher -student

Teacher:You hav to aim90% marks.

Student:don't worry,I will get 100% marks.

Teacher:thamaashaparayunno?

Student:aara thudangiye.....?

Ravile ezhunnettal..

Ravile ezhunnettal nirbandhamayum randu karyangal cheyyuka

1.Prarthikkuka-100 varsham jeevikkande?

2.Kulikkuka- Mattullavarkum jeevikande

Changaathinannaayaal kannaadivenda..

Changaathinannaayaal kannaadivenda..
Nee nannavumo?
atho..

Njaan kannaadivaangano.........?

UMMER

Kollunnavan KILLER

Chadunnavan JUMPER

Paattukaaran SINGER

Adikkunnavan FIGHTER

Ennaal, KISS Cheyyunnavan??

"UMMER"

Ummaaaaa

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna ende umma

onumkudy ninda vallumma

Poocha drinking Milk

Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?

patratinde vrithy kandittuuu.

Umma.....

nee illathe enikku onnumilla.. innnu njan nee ivide undayirunnenkil ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku oru

um.

oru umm.

oru umma.

oru umman chandiyude photo kaannichu taramayirunnu.

AADHIVASI

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, Z MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.

Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

Pichakkaaraaaa

Oru vasantha kalam, bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu ..appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu....AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

Magic

scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!

POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!

Train 4U

Alleppy passenger time 7.30

Kottayam passenger 7.45

Kollam Passenger 18.25

Jan shatabdii 17.40

Rajadhani Exp 1.35

Kerala Exp 15.45

Venad 17.15

Kurla Exp 14.10

Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......

train etra ennam undennariyamo....?Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????

Mumtass

shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi Tajmahalketti...mandan! Njan ariyunnengil Mumthasinte ormakkayi avalude Aniyathiye kettiyene!

Oru MobilinteVedhana

Oru MobilinteVedhana...
"Do ingtunokkedo,njan thante mobile aanu samsarikunnath,Thanikenne kurich valla chinthayum undo???kure naallaayi njan thanik vendi SMS tharunnu, kanda alavalaadhikallude elaam incoming calls pidichutharunnu, ithonum poranjittu orikalum vellam kandiytilaatha thante pantinte pocketil mookkumpothi njan kidakunnu. Avasaanamayi enikkoru aagraham und,chaavunnathinu munporu Outgoing call... vala rakshayum undo??

UPPU SATHYAGRAHAM

GANDHIJI ENDHINA UPPU SATHYAGRAHATHINE POYADE?


KALLUPINO ATHO PODIUPPINO?

Rajadi rajan...

Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan "YOUR NAME" ithaa urakkam unnarne...

SANTHOSH BRAHMI

Aadyamayi kandath ormayundo?

aadhyamayi mindiyathu?

aadhyamayi pinangiyathu?

"SANTHOSH BRAHMI KAZHIKKU ormakkum budhikkum santhosh brahmi"

JOB IN RAILWAY

SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.ONLY ONE VACANCY..........
HURRY SALARY RS:20000/-
JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam..

Oru Karyam Parayatte Adikkaruthu..

Wife : Oru Karyam Parayatte Adikkaruthu.....

Hus : Illa...

Wife : Im Pregnent

Hus : Good News..Enthina Adikkunnathu..??

Wife : Collegil Padikkumbol Achanodu Paranjappol Adi Kitti..

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?Chirichal kanatha pallundo?Marakkan pattatha thettudo?Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

5 MAHANMARAR

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..

1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..

2.SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA,

3.AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..

PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM....SO KEEP IN TOUCH

Sardar with Paata

Sardar is in a dissection class of a cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "po", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "po" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "po...." Finally
he wrote the conclusion
"Paatayude elaa kaalum murichu kallanjaal Paatakku kellvi nashttapedum"

Sardar Ph.d

Interviewar: ningallude qualification?
Sardarji : Sir Njaan Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.

Sardar CBI

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir ee joli enikku tannathinu, Njaan innu tanne anveshannam aarabhikkaam sir.

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-6

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga
AZHIMATHI
Veedu panithappol sit outtil jannal mathiyennnu achan paranjappo tintumon paranju venda
AZHIMATHI.
AAROPANAM
Innale bank locker kuthi-thurannu aaropanam moshtichu

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-5

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga
ETTUMPOTTUM
8 muttakal tharayil ittappol manasilaaayi, ettum pottum!
MUDANTHANNYAAYAM
Innale kavalayil oru mudanthan nyaayam prayunnathu kettu.

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-4

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga

ADICHELPPIKKUKA

Ravile ezhunelkkathirunna ramuvine achan adichelppichu

JEEVIKKUKA

G vikkuka budhimuttanekil ini kurachu naal H vikkan sramikkam.

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-3

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga

UTHARAM MUTTI

Innale thattinpurathu kayariyappol, ente thalayil uththaram mutti.

PIDIKITTUKA

Kuda nashttappettengilum athinte pidikitti

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-2

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga
SIMHAASANAM
Circusil simham theeyude purathu koodi chaadi, appol Simhaasanam polli
SADAACHAARAM
Jolikkaari aduppilninnum sadaachaaram vaarum.

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-1

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga
POTTICHIRI
Adukkalayil undayirunna biscuit packet aaro pottichirikkunnu
VIMMISHTAM
Idhu vare EXO dishwash bar upyogitchu madutha ammayikku ippol Vimmishtamaayi

Father of Dineshan

Once a sardarji was asked "Who is Gandhiji?"
Sardar : "Father of Dineshan"

Other : "How?"







Sardar : "I've studied that Gandhiji is the father of Dineshan (the nation)"

Teacher

Oru gramathil sundhariyaya oru teacher undayirunnu

Ippo retired aayi...

Celebrity Love

I love u da! Ninne kaanathe jeevikan vayya!Ninte aduth ephozhum samsarikan thonnunu…! Ninne enik nashttapedumoda…!I Love U…Miss U..da,1000 UMMA…

inganeyane daily 'Meera Jasmine' enikku msg ayakkune!

If not busy answer my question

Sorry 2 disturb u. If u r not busy, if u r not working if u r not tired if u r not lazy plese answer me

AYYAPPANTE AMMA ETRA NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..

Sardar in Train

Train stationil nirthi. Oral sardarinod: "ithu ethu stationaa?"
Sardar alochichu. adutha station aayitum alojichu theernilla.

Last paranju; ’ RAILWAY STATION’

V-Guard stabilizer

"Ayyo..TV poyee.."

"Ayyo ..Fridgum poyi.."

" TV poyi ..Fridge poyi..AC poyi.. Ellaam poyi....."

"V-Guard Stebilizer illa alle?.."

" illa.."...
....

"Nannayi.. Undengil athum poyene.."

Your wife - a Jewelery

U may prefer ur wife to be like:Alukkas jewellery:ennum oru panathookam munnilSky jewellery:25 years of purity and trustMalabar jewellery:beauty meets qualitybut not like Atlas jewellery:jana kodikalude vishwastha sthapanam…

Rajamannikkam's Teacher

Teacher to Rajamanikyam,
Teacher:Exam engane undayirunnu?
Raja:Exam puliyayirunnu ketta…Pakshe namma oru varavude varendi varam.

Will u marry....

I enquired everything abt u.
Gud family
Gud character
Gud education
Fine personality

Will u marry........................


my servant, Pennamma???

Rajamannikkam

Thalle ninakkipolum sukham thannalledey.Ipo entharu ninte mofile kadali veenodey msg onnum kananillalla.Thalle nee pulithanne ketta.chellakilli sugam thanne…

BBC news -Osama

Latest update from BBC News.

Osama Bin Ladene thookki…………………………………………

75 kilo

R E M O

R E M O Remo Remo!!…kaalathu pasuvine karakkum REMOuchakku chaanakam korum REMOvykittu thengumme kerum REMO
MACHAN REMO…

Flowers for you

Five flower just for you.

first-for friendship

second-for health

third-forwealth

fourth-for happiness

and the last…cheviyil vecho

Suresh Gopi Dialog

Moahn thomasinte uchistavum amedhyavum kootikuzhachu 4 neravum vetti vizhungi aasanathil vaalum churutti irrunal pora…message ayakanam,Mesage shit…

Aeroplane vs Rocket

Aeroplane asked rocket,”Friend why r i flying so fast ?”
Rreplied,”Phaa pule....kundiku thee vechu nokkada appo ariyam vepprallm"

The Alcohol MANTRA

The Alcohol MANTRA -Guru bRUMa guru WHISKEY,Gurudevo GINeshwara,Guru sakshat parabBRANDY tasmaishree BEERE namaha…CHEERS

Hunter in Jungle

One hunter went to jungle. There was six birds on a tree. He fired once. Five of them flew away. Why did the other not fly??

AHAMKAARAM

Mammooty dialog SMS

Mobile phone enthanen ariyanamegil adhyam india enthanen ariyanam.SMSukaludeyum missed callekuledeyum indai.recharge coupon vangan polum kaashilathe valayunna pattini pavangalude india.10 paise balancumayi ippol ithu vaayikunna daridravaasikale pole ullavarude thyagangaludeyum nombarangaludeyum india.india enna maha rajyathinte manasilakkan,mobilinte aathmaavu thottariyannulla SENSE undavanam… SENSIBILITY undavanam… SENSITIVITY undavanam!!!

Vellinakshatram

Nilavu choriyunna rathriyil,akashathu minnimarayunna nakshathrangal nee noki kondirikumbol athil oru velli nakshathram ninne nokki parayum,”keri poda akathu”

The fight

One elephant and two ants were fighting. One ant is thrown away by the elephant and the other Ant sits on top of the elephant. what did the wounded Ant say?

"Allityaaa chavitti kollada avane"

Inside-Outside

Nee computerintea munnil irikkumbol computer enthu chintikkum

"INTEL" inside and "MENTAL" outside

Nee Fridginte aduthu chellumbol fridge enthu vicharikkum

"COOL" inside and "FOOL" outside.

undooo???

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azhukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

U+UR

u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran
u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam.

Star Good morning

Hai dear first count the star...
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entha ennikazinjo...?
nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe..
evanonum vere paniyille...

Goooooooooood Morning.

Naattukar

Nattukar enthu parayunnu ennu nokkenda karyamilla...Nintemanassinu sariyanennu thoniyal mathram......................................... ....................................... ......................................................... .................................................. ................................................... .................................................. ................................................... .........nee jetti ettal mady

malappuram slang

TEACHER: Kunjappoo, nee pusthakam vangiyo?

KUNJAPPU: Adakka bittittu maanga..!

TEACHER: Kunjappoo, nee fees adacho?

KUNJAPPU: Maanga bittittu adakka..!!

kayyilirippu

WhEn ThInGs Go WrOnG,WhEn SaDnEsS fIlLs YoUr HeArT,WhEn TeArS fLoW fRoM YoUr EyEs,AlWaYs ReMeMbEr OnE tHiNg ..."Ellam avanavanye kayyiliruppu kondannu.. "

mandan, maramandan, mandabudhi

Mandananenkil ee msg kitiya udane miss call cheyu, Maramandanenkil oru msg cheyu, mandabudhi aanenkil Call cheyu ithu 3um aanenkil mindathiriku.

Daivathinde abbadham

Aakasathekku Nokku. Daivathinte Valuppam KaanamPrakruthiyilekku Nokku. Daivathinte Mahatvam KaanamKannadiyilekku Nokku..Daivathinte Abbadham kaanam

Daivathinde abbadham

Aakasathekku Nokku. Daivathinte Valuppam KaanamPrakruthiyilekku Nokku. Daivathinte Mahatvam KaanamKannadiyilekku Nokku..Daivathinte Abbadham kaanam

Shajahan-Mumtas

shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi tajmahalketti…mandan!Njanariyunnengil mumthasinte ormakkayi avaludeaniyathiye kettiyene!

chummathirikkuvale

Chummathirikuvano?enkil tazhottu nokkiko




























Chummat hirikuvalle,ini melottu nokkiko!

vasantha kalam

Oru vasantha kalam,bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu ..appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu....AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

Namboodiri in Bus

Bus-sil ninnum irangiya namboothiri bus-sintte adiyil nokkunnthu kanda kilikili:- Entharu Nokkanathu"Namboothiri:- "Nom padi kayarum neeram cherupu ivide ittirunnu...."

Urakkam

Nilavulla thanuppulla rathriyil ninneyum ninte punchiriyum swapnam kandu kidannalenthanennariyilla

pedichittu urakkam varanilla

Aval paavam

Aval Innale Vilichu Orupaadu Karanju, Avanumayittu Othu Povaan Pattunnillathre?
Njaan Paranju,Snehichathu Kittiyillenkil Kittiyathu Snehikkuka Onnumillenkilum Avan Amithab Bachante Mon Alle ?

Kullikku

Keralathil motham 679 puzhayum, 1234 aruviyum 2345 kulavumunde.


Onnu poyi kulichu koode?

No SMS

Oru letter illa, oru phone illa, no missed call, oru sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu, ninakku chicken guniayum pidicho avoo..?

Couples

Three Malayalee Couples in a Restaurant.

Couple A-(Husband to wife): "aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare."

Couple B-(Husband to wife): "aa liver ingeduthe Karale......"

Couple C-(Wife to husband): "kandille manushya, avarudeyokke sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal!"

Then, Couple C-(Husband to wife): "aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!!"

Munnaar

Do u want to see the greatest tourist spot - Munnaaru?

666!!!!!!!

enni nokkikke moonnar illennu...ha ha!

Onnu kullikku

Lux Rs.9.50
Lyril Rs.10.50
Chandrika Rs.12.00
Jeeva Rs.8.00
Eethu venamenkilum vangitharam...

Onnu kulichal mathi!!!

Mosquitos

Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks.