Malayalam SMS

Here You will find a huge collection of SMS in Malayalam. All the SMS are categorized. If you would like to share any of your SMS please add it as a comment to any of the posts.(plz specify ur name too)

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Monday, May 24, 2010

Vaarannam Supplie...

Hai teacher,
I’m tintumon,
Naan ithu solliyae aganoum,
Exam avalo kashtam!
Intha ulakathil
Ivalom kashtamaana oru exam pathatheyille..
And I think i’m geting “suppli” again!
“Mun dhinam padichaenae.. Onnume puriyillaye..
Enna thaan pannuveno
Nenjavum punnanathae…”

TINTU’S GRADE……

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, tintu?.
TINTUMON: Under Water, Dad…
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?.
TINTUMON: They are Below C Level

Some text missing

Tintumon: ninte text bookukal kanathayi alle?

Dundumol: aaru paranju?

Tintumon: nee innu ravile msg ayachille..
*some text missing*
ennu.

Tintumon Car

Tintumonte achan puthiya oru car vangi. Ithu kanda tintumon : Acha njan caril ente perezhuthiye!

Achan: Oh! Saramileda! Athirikkatte, enthonnu konda nee ezhithiyathu?

Tintumon: Oru cheriya aani(nail) kondu…..

Achan: daaaaaaa………

Kurachu kazhinju…
Tintumon: Achan njan ente peru maachu kalanju!!!

Achan: Midukkan!!! Enganeye nee athine machathu?

Tintumon: Athe aani(nail) kondu thanne!!!!!

Achan: daaaaaaaaaa……..

Tintumoninu Kalyaannam kazhikkannam

Tintumon- ”enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkadhe schoolil pogan patathilla..!"

Achan- ” adhendha..?"

Tintumon – ” Maashu paranju achanayitte schoolinte padi nee kadakkavoonnu…"

Old man & Tintumon

Old man walking on the street, saw Tintumon trying to reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,rings the door bell and says- ”Ini endhengilum cheyyano…?"

Tintumon- ” Uncle , ini odikko…!!"

ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ പിതാവ്

ടീച്ചര്‍:- ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ പിതാവ് എഴുത്തച്ഛന്‍ ആണെന്നു നമുക്കറിയാം..അപ്പോള്‍ ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ മാതാവ് ആര്?

ടിന്‍റുമോന്‍:‌- രഞ്ജിനി ഹരിദാസ്!!!