Perinoppam etra 'Tharoor' undaayaalum,
ethra padippundaayaalum,
ethra saundaryam undayaalum,
SASI ennum SASI thanne!!! :D
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Radio Jockey
Tintumon called FM radio & said
“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur…."
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : No……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur…."
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : No……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
juice=soap
Prove juice=soap
Tintumon: Frm Newtn’s 2nd law,
F=MA.
Now multiply ‘A’ on both sides.
Then,
FA=MAA.
FA is a soap and MAA is juice
Hence proved.
Tintumon: Frm Newtn’s 2nd law,
F=MA.
Now multiply ‘A’ on both sides.
Then,
FA=MAA.
FA is a soap and MAA is juice
Hence proved.
After Exam
Pareeksha kazhinju
tintumon- ” da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla…”
dundumon- ” njanum….”
sasikuttan- ” njanum….”
tintumon- ” ‘’Ayyoo!! teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu..!!
tintumon- ” da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla…”
dundumon- ” njanum….”
sasikuttan- ” njanum….”
tintumon- ” ‘’Ayyoo!! teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu..!!
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Plastic Surgery
Tintumon Doctorodu: Plastic sugery cheiyan etra roopayakum?
Dr: Rs.50000
Tintu: Any discount?
Dr: No
Tintu: Plastic njan konduvannalo..?
Dr: Rs.50000
Tintu: Any discount?
Dr: No
Tintu: Plastic njan konduvannalo..?
Tintumone kaannaan ilaa
Tintu mon ullpede 30 peru sabarimallakku poyi.
Avide vechu thirakkil Tintu Mon koottam thetti ottakkayi.
Tintu mon announcement counteril chennu: “Ente koode vanna 29 pere kaanaanilla…!!”
Ithu ketta oraal: ”29 pere kaananille….??"
Tintu Mon: ” pinne njaan enthu parayanam…enne kaanaanilla ennu parayanoo….???”
Avide vechu thirakkil Tintu Mon koottam thetti ottakkayi.
Tintu mon announcement counteril chennu: “Ente koode vanna 29 pere kaanaanilla…!!”
Ithu ketta oraal: ”29 pere kaananille….??"
Tintu Mon: ” pinne njaan enthu parayanam…enne kaanaanilla ennu parayanoo….???”
Interview with Sugathakumari
Tintumon was writing Malayalam Exam...
Question 25: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari.
Tintumon wrote:
Ans 25)
Njan: Namaskaram teacher, njan teacherumayi oru interview nadathan vannathanu.
Sugathakumari: Samayamilla mone.. poyittu pinne vaa..
Njan: Seri teacher...
Question 25: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari.
Tintumon wrote:
Ans 25)
Njan: Namaskaram teacher, njan teacherumayi oru interview nadathan vannathanu.
Sugathakumari: Samayamilla mone.. poyittu pinne vaa..
Njan: Seri teacher...
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Tintumon's result
Achan : Ninte Exam result vanno?
Tintu Mon : Vannoo , Headmaashinte mon potty..
Achan : Ninteyo?
Tintu Mon : Collectorude monum Potty
Achan(Kopathode) : Athinu njaan ninte karyamalle chothichullooo...
Tintu Mon : Njaan maathram pottaathirikkaan Achan aara American Presidento..?
Vivaramillaatha ee Achante Moneyum avar tholppichuuu
Tintu Mon : Vannoo , Headmaashinte mon potty..
Achan : Ninteyo?
Tintu Mon : Collectorude monum Potty
Achan(Kopathode) : Athinu njaan ninte karyamalle chothichullooo...
Tintu Mon : Njaan maathram pottaathirikkaan Achan aara American Presidento..?
Vivaramillaatha ee Achante Moneyum avar tholppichuuu