Hai teacher,
I’m tintumon,
Naan ithu solliyae aganoum,
Exam avalo kashtam!
Intha ulakathil
Ivalom kashtamaana oru exam pathatheyille..
And I think i’m geting “suppli” again!
“Mun dhinam padichaenae.. Onnume puriyillaye..
Enna thaan pannuveno
Nenjavum punnanathae…”
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Monday, May 24, 2010
TINTU’S GRADE……
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, tintu?.
TINTUMON: Under Water, Dad…
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?.
TINTUMON: They are Below C Level
TINTUMON: Under Water, Dad…
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?.
TINTUMON: They are Below C Level
Some text missing
Tintumon: ninte text bookukal kanathayi alle?
Dundumol: aaru paranju?
Tintumon: nee innu ravile msg ayachille..
*some text missing*
ennu.
Dundumol: aaru paranju?
Tintumon: nee innu ravile msg ayachille..
*some text missing*
ennu.
Tintumon Car
Tintumonte achan puthiya oru car vangi. Ithu kanda tintumon : Acha njan caril ente perezhuthiye!
Achan: Oh! Saramileda! Athirikkatte, enthonnu konda nee ezhithiyathu?
Tintumon: Oru cheriya aani(nail) kondu…..
Achan: daaaaaaa………
Kurachu kazhinju…
Tintumon: Achan njan ente peru maachu kalanju!!!
Achan: Midukkan!!! Enganeye nee athine machathu?
Tintumon: Athe aani(nail) kondu thanne!!!!!
Achan: daaaaaaaaaa……..
Achan: Oh! Saramileda! Athirikkatte, enthonnu konda nee ezhithiyathu?
Tintumon: Oru cheriya aani(nail) kondu…..
Achan: daaaaaaa………
Kurachu kazhinju…
Tintumon: Achan njan ente peru maachu kalanju!!!
Achan: Midukkan!!! Enganeye nee athine machathu?
Tintumon: Athe aani(nail) kondu thanne!!!!!
Achan: daaaaaaaaaa……..
Tintumoninu Kalyaannam kazhikkannam
Tintumon- ”enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkadhe schoolil pogan patathilla..!"
Achan- ” adhendha..?"
Tintumon – ” Maashu paranju achanayitte schoolinte padi nee kadakkavoonnu…"
Achan- ” adhendha..?"
Tintumon – ” Maashu paranju achanayitte schoolinte padi nee kadakkavoonnu…"
Old man & Tintumon
Old man walking on the street, saw Tintumon trying to reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,rings the door bell and says- ”Ini endhengilum cheyyano…?"
Tintumon- ” Uncle , ini odikko…!!"
Old man goes to the door,rings the door bell and says- ”Ini endhengilum cheyyano…?"
Tintumon- ” Uncle , ini odikko…!!"
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ടീച്ചര്:- ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ പിതാവ് എഴുത്തച്ഛന് ആണെന്നു നമുക്കറിയാം..അപ്പോള് ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ മാതാവ് ആര്?
ടിന്റുമോന്:- രഞ്ജിനി ഹരിദാസ്!!!
ടിന്റുമോന്:- രഞ്ജിനി ഹരിദാസ്!!!