Malayalam SMS Blog

Monday, May 24, 2010

Vaarannam Supplie...

Hai teacher,
I’m tintumon,
Naan ithu solliyae aganoum,
Exam avalo kashtam!
Intha ulakathil
Ivalom kashtamaana oru exam pathatheyille..
And I think i’m geting “suppli” again!
“Mun dhinam padichaenae.. Onnume puriyillaye..
Enna thaan pannuveno
Nenjavum punnanathae…”

TINTU’S GRADE……

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, tintu?.
TINTUMON: Under Water, Dad…
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?.
TINTUMON: They are Below C Level

Some text missing

Tintumon: ninte text bookukal kanathayi alle?

Dundumol: aaru paranju?

Tintumon: nee innu ravile msg ayachille..
*some text missing*
ennu.

Tintumon Car

Tintumonte achan puthiya oru car vangi. Ithu kanda tintumon : Acha njan caril ente perezhuthiye!

Achan: Oh! Saramileda! Athirikkatte, enthonnu konda nee ezhithiyathu?

Tintumon: Oru cheriya aani(nail) kondu…..

Achan: daaaaaaa………

Kurachu kazhinju…
Tintumon: Achan njan ente peru maachu kalanju!!!

Achan: Midukkan!!! Enganeye nee athine machathu?

Tintumon: Athe aani(nail) kondu thanne!!!!!

Achan: daaaaaaaaaa……..

Tintumoninu Kalyaannam kazhikkannam

Tintumon- ”enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkadhe schoolil pogan patathilla..!"

Achan- ” adhendha..?"

Tintumon – ” Maashu paranju achanayitte schoolinte padi nee kadakkavoonnu…"

Old man & Tintumon

Old man walking on the street, saw Tintumon trying to reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,rings the door bell and says- ”Ini endhengilum cheyyano…?"

Tintumon- ” Uncle , ini odikko…!!"

ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ പിതാവ്

ടീച്ചര്‍:- ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ പിതാവ് എഴുത്തച്ഛന്‍ ആണെന്നു നമുക്കറിയാം..അപ്പോള്‍ ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ മാതാവ് ആര്?

ടിന്‍റുമോന്‍:‌- രഞ്ജിനി ഹരിദാസ്!!!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

'Tharoor' Sasi

Perinoppam etra 'Tharoor' undaayaalum,
ethra padippundaayaalum,
ethra saundaryam undayaalum,
SASI ennum SASI thanne!!! :D

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Radio Jockey

Tintumon called FM radio & said
“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur…."

Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?

Tintumon : No……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.

juice=soap

Prove juice=soap

Tintumon: Frm Newtn’s 2nd law,
F=MA.
Now multiply ‘A’ on both sides.
Then,
FA=MAA.
FA is a soap and MAA is juice
Hence proved.

After Exam

Pareeksha kazhinju
tintumon- ” da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla…”

dundumon- ” njanum….”

sasikuttan- ” njanum….”

tintumon- ” ‘’Ayyoo!! teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu..!!

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Plastic Surgery

Tintumon Doctorodu: Plastic sugery cheiyan etra roopayakum?
Dr: Rs.50000
Tintu: Any discount?
Dr: No
Tintu: Plastic njan konduvannalo..?

Tintumone kaannaan ilaa

Tintu mon ullpede 30 peru sabarimallakku poyi.
Avide vechu thirakkil Tintu Mon koottam thetti ottakkayi.
Tintu mon announcement counteril chennu: “Ente koode vanna 29 pere kaanaanilla…!!”
Ithu ketta oraal: ”29 pere kaananille….??"
Tintu Mon: ” pinne njaan enthu parayanam…enne kaanaanilla ennu parayanoo….???”

Interview with Sugathakumari

Tintumon was writing Malayalam Exam...

Question 25: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari.

Tintumon wrote:

Ans 25)
Njan: Namaskaram teacher, njan teacherumayi oru interview nadathan vannathanu.
Sugathakumari: Samayamilla mone.. poyittu pinne vaa..
Njan: Seri teacher...

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Tintumon's result

Achan : Ninte Exam result vanno?

Tintu Mon : Vannoo , Headmaashinte mon potty..

Achan : Ninteyo?

Tintu Mon : Collectorude monum Potty

Achan(Kopathode) : Athinu njaan ninte karyamalle chothichullooo...

Tintu Mon : Njaan maathram pottaathirikkaan Achan aara American Presidento..?
Vivaramillaatha ee Achante Moneyum avar tholppichuuu

Friday, July 3, 2009

ellam nammude vidhi. ..

Vilichittu kittiyilla. arinju kanumallo.. vishamichittum karanjitum karyamilla. ellam nammude vidhi. Allengil kuttoosan Mayaviye pidikkumo...?

2aayi kaanunnu

Raju:Doctor!Enik ella vasthum 2 Aayi kaanunnu

Doc:Shari Nee Ee kaserayil irikoo

Raju:Eathu kaserayila Doctor? Idathilo, valathilo..?