Sardar with Paata

Sardar is in a dissection class of a cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "po", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "po" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "po...." Finally
he wrote the conclusion
"Paatayude elaa kaalum murichu kallanjaal Paatakku kellvi nashttapedum"

Sardar Ph.d

Interviewar: ningallude qualification?
Sardarji : Sir Njaan Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.

Sardar CBI

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir ee joli enikku tannathinu, Njaan innu tanne anveshannam aarabhikkaam sir.

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-6

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga
AZHIMATHI
Veedu panithappol sit outtil jannal mathiyennnu achan paranjappo tintumon paranju venda
AZHIMATHI.
AAROPANAM
Innale bank locker kuthi-thurannu aaropanam moshtichu

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-5

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga
ETTUMPOTTUM
8 muttakal tharayil ittappol manasilaaayi, ettum pottum!
MUDANTHANNYAAYAM
Innale kavalayil oru mudanthan nyaayam prayunnathu kettu.

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-4

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga

ADICHELPPIKKUKA

Ravile ezhunelkkathirunna ramuvine achan adichelppichu

JEEVIKKUKA

G vikkuka budhimuttanekil ini kurachu naal H vikkan sramikkam.

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-3

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga

UTHARAM MUTTI

Innale thattinpurathu kayariyappol, ente thalayil uththaram mutti.

PIDIKITTUKA

Kuda nashttappettengilum athinte pidikitti

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-2

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga
SIMHAASANAM
Circusil simham theeyude purathu koodi chaadi, appol Simhaasanam polli
SADAACHAARAM
Jolikkaari aduppilninnum sadaachaaram vaarum.

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-1

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga
POTTICHIRI
Adukkalayil undayirunna biscuit packet aaro pottichirikkunnu
VIMMISHTAM
Idhu vare EXO dishwash bar upyogitchu madutha ammayikku ippol Vimmishtamaayi

Father of Dineshan

Once a sardarji was asked "Who is Gandhiji?"
Sardar : "Father of Dineshan"

Other : "How?"







Sardar : "I've studied that Gandhiji is the father of Dineshan (the nation)"

Teacher

Oru gramathil sundhariyaya oru teacher undayirunnu

Ippo retired aayi...

Celebrity Love

I love u da! Ninne kaanathe jeevikan vayya!Ninte aduth ephozhum samsarikan thonnunu…! Ninne enik nashttapedumoda…!I Love U…Miss U..da,1000 UMMA…

inganeyane daily 'Meera Jasmine' enikku msg ayakkune!

If not busy answer my question

Sorry 2 disturb u. If u r not busy, if u r not working if u r not tired if u r not lazy plese answer me

AYYAPPANTE AMMA ETRA NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..

Sardar in Train

Train stationil nirthi. Oral sardarinod: "ithu ethu stationaa?"
Sardar alochichu. adutha station aayitum alojichu theernilla.

Last paranju; ’ RAILWAY STATION’

V-Guard stabilizer

"Ayyo..TV poyee.."

"Ayyo ..Fridgum poyi.."

" TV poyi ..Fridge poyi..AC poyi.. Ellaam poyi....."

"V-Guard Stebilizer illa alle?.."

" illa.."...
....

"Nannayi.. Undengil athum poyene.."

Your wife - a Jewelery

U may prefer ur wife to be like:Alukkas jewellery:ennum oru panathookam munnilSky jewellery:25 years of purity and trustMalabar jewellery:beauty meets qualitybut not like Atlas jewellery:jana kodikalude vishwastha sthapanam…

Rajamannikkam's Teacher

Teacher to Rajamanikyam,
Teacher:Exam engane undayirunnu?
Raja:Exam puliyayirunnu ketta…Pakshe namma oru varavude varendi varam.

Will u marry....

I enquired everything abt u.
Gud family
Gud character
Gud education
Fine personality

Will u marry........................


my servant, Pennamma???

Rajamannikkam

Thalle ninakkipolum sukham thannalledey.Ipo entharu ninte mofile kadali veenodey msg onnum kananillalla.Thalle nee pulithanne ketta.chellakilli sugam thanne…

BBC news -Osama

Latest update from BBC News.

Osama Bin Ladene thookki…………………………………………

75 kilo

R E M O

R E M O Remo Remo!!…kaalathu pasuvine karakkum REMOuchakku chaanakam korum REMOvykittu thengumme kerum REMO
MACHAN REMO…

Flowers for you

Five flower just for you.

first-for friendship

second-for health

third-forwealth

fourth-for happiness

and the last…cheviyil vecho

Suresh Gopi Dialog

Moahn thomasinte uchistavum amedhyavum kootikuzhachu 4 neravum vetti vizhungi aasanathil vaalum churutti irrunal pora…message ayakanam,Mesage shit…

Aeroplane vs Rocket

Aeroplane asked rocket,”Friend why r i flying so fast ?”
Rreplied,”Phaa pule....kundiku thee vechu nokkada appo ariyam vepprallm"

The Alcohol MANTRA

The Alcohol MANTRA -Guru bRUMa guru WHISKEY,Gurudevo GINeshwara,Guru sakshat parabBRANDY tasmaishree BEERE namaha…CHEERS

Hunter in Jungle

One hunter went to jungle. There was six birds on a tree. He fired once. Five of them flew away. Why did the other not fly??

AHAMKAARAM

Mammooty dialog SMS

Mobile phone enthanen ariyanamegil adhyam india enthanen ariyanam.SMSukaludeyum missed callekuledeyum indai.recharge coupon vangan polum kaashilathe valayunna pattini pavangalude india.10 paise balancumayi ippol ithu vaayikunna daridravaasikale pole ullavarude thyagangaludeyum nombarangaludeyum india.india enna maha rajyathinte manasilakkan,mobilinte aathmaavu thottariyannulla SENSE undavanam… SENSIBILITY undavanam… SENSITIVITY undavanam!!!

Vellinakshatram

Nilavu choriyunna rathriyil,akashathu minnimarayunna nakshathrangal nee noki kondirikumbol athil oru velli nakshathram ninne nokki parayum,”keri poda akathu”

The fight

One elephant and two ants were fighting. One ant is thrown away by the elephant and the other Ant sits on top of the elephant. what did the wounded Ant say?

"Allityaaa chavitti kollada avane"

Inside-Outside

Nee computerintea munnil irikkumbol computer enthu chintikkum

"INTEL" inside and "MENTAL" outside

Nee Fridginte aduthu chellumbol fridge enthu vicharikkum

"COOL" inside and "FOOL" outside.

undooo???

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azhukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

U+UR

u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran
u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam.

Star Good morning

Hai dear first count the star...
*** ** **** ** * ** * ** * ** * * ** * * *
entha ennikazinjo...?
nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe..
evanonum vere paniyille...

Goooooooooood Morning.

Naattukar

Nattukar enthu parayunnu ennu nokkenda karyamilla...Nintemanassinu sariyanennu thoniyal mathram......................................... ....................................... ......................................................... .................................................. ................................................... .................................................. ................................................... .........nee jetti ettal mady

malappuram slang

TEACHER: Kunjappoo, nee pusthakam vangiyo?

KUNJAPPU: Adakka bittittu maanga..!

TEACHER: Kunjappoo, nee fees adacho?

KUNJAPPU: Maanga bittittu adakka..!!

kayyilirippu

WhEn ThInGs Go WrOnG,WhEn SaDnEsS fIlLs YoUr HeArT,WhEn TeArS fLoW fRoM YoUr EyEs,AlWaYs ReMeMbEr OnE tHiNg ..."Ellam avanavanye kayyiliruppu kondannu.. "

mandan, maramandan, mandabudhi

Mandananenkil ee msg kitiya udane miss call cheyu, Maramandanenkil oru msg cheyu, mandabudhi aanenkil Call cheyu ithu 3um aanenkil mindathiriku.

Daivathinde abbadham

Aakasathekku Nokku. Daivathinte Valuppam KaanamPrakruthiyilekku Nokku. Daivathinte Mahatvam KaanamKannadiyilekku Nokku..Daivathinte Abbadham kaanam

Daivathinde abbadham

Aakasathekku Nokku. Daivathinte Valuppam KaanamPrakruthiyilekku Nokku. Daivathinte Mahatvam KaanamKannadiyilekku Nokku..Daivathinte Abbadham kaanam

Shajahan-Mumtas

shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi tajmahalketti…mandan!Njanariyunnengil mumthasinte ormakkayi avaludeaniyathiye kettiyene!

chummathirikkuvale

Chummathirikuvano?enkil tazhottu nokkiko




























Chummat hirikuvalle,ini melottu nokkiko!

vasantha kalam

Oru vasantha kalam,bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu ..appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu....AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

Namboodiri in Bus

Bus-sil ninnum irangiya namboothiri bus-sintte adiyil nokkunnthu kanda kilikili:- Entharu Nokkanathu"Namboothiri:- "Nom padi kayarum neeram cherupu ivide ittirunnu...."

Urakkam

Nilavulla thanuppulla rathriyil ninneyum ninte punchiriyum swapnam kandu kidannalenthanennariyilla

pedichittu urakkam varanilla

Aval paavam

Aval Innale Vilichu Orupaadu Karanju, Avanumayittu Othu Povaan Pattunnillathre?
Njaan Paranju,Snehichathu Kittiyillenkil Kittiyathu Snehikkuka Onnumillenkilum Avan Amithab Bachante Mon Alle ?

Kullikku

Keralathil motham 679 puzhayum, 1234 aruviyum 2345 kulavumunde.


Onnu poyi kulichu koode?

No SMS

Oru letter illa, oru phone illa, no missed call, oru sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu, ninakku chicken guniayum pidicho avoo..?

Couples

Three Malayalee Couples in a Restaurant.

Couple A-(Husband to wife): "aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare."

Couple B-(Husband to wife): "aa liver ingeduthe Karale......"

Couple C-(Wife to husband): "kandille manushya, avarudeyokke sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal!"

Then, Couple C-(Husband to wife): "aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!!"

Munnaar

Do u want to see the greatest tourist spot - Munnaaru?

666!!!!!!!

enni nokkikke moonnar illennu...ha ha!

Onnu kullikku

Lux Rs.9.50
Lyril Rs.10.50
Chandrika Rs.12.00
Jeeva Rs.8.00
Eethu venamenkilum vangitharam...

Onnu kulichal mathi!!!

Mosquitos

Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks.