Malayalam SMS

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Monday, June 22, 2009

Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo…

Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo…
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Kando??


Santhoshamayo???
Nale ‘Randu” kanikkam…

Valare serious aaya oru prashnamundu..

Edaa.. nee urangiyillallo..?Urgent aayittoru kaaryamundu..Vilichunarthi Buddimuttichathil shamikkanam..Ninte oru photo fax cheythazhakkamo?Valare serious aaya oru prashnamundu.. athaanu..Njangal ivide cheettu kalikkukayaanu.. Joker card nashtapettu poyi..

Odi vaayo Marappattiye Pidicheee

Nilavulla thanuththa rathriyil Ninneyum Kettipidichchu njaan Ee lokathodu Vilichu parayum..........." Odi vaayo Marappattiye Pidicheee"

Bhootham varum..

Rathriyil vegam Urangikko... Bhootham varum..Athu kondu Kannumadachchu Muham moodi puthachchu Urangikko......Veruthe Bhoothaththe Pedippikkanda.. Good Night.

Enikku ninne Orupaadu Ishtamaanu..

Enikku ninne Orupaadu Ishtamaanu..Njan ninne kettikkotte..Evide kettanam.Ummarathu kettanam.Arengilum vannal Kurachchaal mathi..

Nee chirichal..

Nee chirichal RINGTONE Nee deshyapettal VIBRATINGNee thummiyal BEEPTONENin Kannukal niranjal BATTERY LOW Nee enne marannal en hridayam SWITCH OFF

Ivanmmarku okke Pakal entha pani?

Galileo usd 2 study wid small lamp....GrahamBel usd to stdy wid Street Light......Shakespeare usd 2 stdy with candle.....Enikku Manasilavathathu athu alla...... Ivanmmarku okke Pakal entha pani????????????

Difference between Files and Piles?

What is the difference between Files and Piles?

Files : Irunnu nokkanam

Piles : Nokki irikkanam.

dosa, vada, coffee..... coffee.... chai.... chai.....

I remember, how we met before.....train stopped,windows opened,

U looked in to my eyes and then U saididly, dosa, vada, coffee..... coffee.... chai.... chai.....

I love animals

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI paranju

" People should LOVE animals"

kisss.....

If u don't mind


If u don't feel bad



If don't hesitate



Please......



give me a



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kiss




kiss......





kissan jam bottle

verum RS.22.50 maatram.

KORANGANTE KAYYIL POOMALA.......

Collect 100 RosesTake a sooji and noolMake a malatake the mala and go in front of the mirror.U will see a super scene KORANGANTE KAYYIL POOMALA.......

College first aakanulla vazhikal...

College first aakanulla vazhikal...

Raavile 4 maniku ezhunettu brush cheyanam..ethra thanuppaayirinaalum thanutha vellathil thanne kulikanam.5maniku anna enikkukayaanengil tea/coffee undaakitharunathu kudikanam..Ini TV on cheythu kurachu neram enthelum bhakthi gaanam kettu manasine relax aakanam6 maniku veetil ninnum porappedanam6.30'ny colleg ethumNow u r the 1st one to reach college. Angane College 1st aai..

Suprabhatham in english

Cow cell ya

super aa ja

ram aa

poor wa

sun dya

par west thathe

Dont get confused,its suprabhatham in english..

Nazir-Sheela

Nazir orikal Sheela'ye pennu kaanan poi..

Nazir: kutti ethra vare padichu

Sheela: BA

Nazir: mandi pennu,aake rendu aksharam padichu,athum thalathirichu

Complan boy

Boy: I am a complan boy

girl: I am a complan girl

Father: enthonnudey ithu.. ente pilleru kandavante peru parnju nadakunnu.

Nandi ketta vargam

When i was 2 yrs,many girls used to kiss me & i allowed them.But when i was 20 yrs,i wanted to kiss many girls,but they didnt allow... Nandi ketta vargam

A song from glass mates

A song from glass mates
Ente roomile sodayanu nee nalla veesukara
Pegozhichu njan kaathu vechoren Chillu glassiloorum
Liqouronnu vende,Liqour onnu vende ........

Doctors cinema

Doctormarudey Sanghadana (IMA) Udan produce cheyyunna cinemakal
1. Oru E.C.G Diarykuruppu
2. Meerayude C.Tyum Muthuvintae X-rayum
3. Ayal B.P edukkukayannu
4. M.B.B.S Penninu M.D Payyan
5. Nerariyan M.R.I
6.Meennathil Surgery
7.Nursumarudey Sradhaikku
8.Stethescopukal Katha Parayunnu
9.Vasanthiyum Aidsum Pinne Njanum

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Very good!Intelligent!

Naalle A-B-C-D padippichu tharaam.

Veettil aarum illa

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Veetilekku vaa... veettil aarum illa.."

Njaan veetil poyi. Veetil aarum ilaayirunu.

FLASH NEWSSSS

FLASH NEWSSSS::::::::::::::::::

Vizhinjam kadalil poya 5 aalukal marichu....thambanoor lodgel 2 yuvaakkal thoongi maricha nilayil kandethi....pattathu oru kudumbathile 4 aalukal visham kazhichu marichu.....Marana karanam vyakthamalla....Police case eduthu....Ellavarudeyum pocketil ninnu "Bhagavan" cinemayude ticket kandeduthu!

Who is the first women to fly abroad ?

Who is the first women to fly abroad ?
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Seetha, with Ravanan

Improve your general knowledge.

Chevi Kellkkulla ale???

I asked 4 one flower but u give me a boque I asked 4 some water but u give me a river I asked for a feather but u give me a peacock ...Chevi Kellkkulla ale!!!?

Sardar visits a chinese friend

Sardar visit a chinese friend in a hospital.

Sardar: How r u?

Ch-man: (wake up & cried) "chang chu cheng ping jong chee...."

After dialog he fell on bed & died.

Sardar thought that d dialoge is his "last desire". Sardar visited china & translated d dialoge.

The dialouge was"Oxygen tubil chavittade mari nilkkada thendee..."

Mohan Thomas kootti kuzhachathu yenthu??

Mohan Thomas kootti kuzhachathu yenthu??

1) Put, kadala

2) Idly, Chatni

3)Neichoru, Kozhicurry

4)Uchistam, Amedhyam

If ur answer is correct u will get 10Kg of the answer....

Machu...achaa...

Father:endhayada result?
Son:acha 5 subjectil failai acha.
Father: Ini nee enne achannu vilikkarudh.
Son: sorry machu.. 5 vishayathinu potti da ....

WAVE, NET and FIRE

Ur name can be made by adding the Malayalam words for WAVE, NET and FIRE. That is the magic of English. Which are that Malayalam words? ALA, VALA,THEE

THARA

Ninne kanumbol...Ninnodu samsarikumbol.Enikkorma varunnadu..Onnam classileonnam padathileonnamathe vakkanu....."!!THARA!!"