'Tharoor' Sasi

Perinoppam etra 'Tharoor' undaayaalum,
ethra padippundaayaalum,
ethra saundaryam undayaalum,
SASI ennum SASI thanne!!! :D

2aayi kaanunnu

Raju:Doctor!Enik ella vasthum 2 Aayi kaanunnu

Doc:Shari Nee Ee kaserayil irikoo

Raju:Eathu kaserayila Doctor? Idathilo, valathilo..?

Lokam avasanikunna dhivasam..

Teacher:Lokam avasanikunna dhivasam shakthamaya mazhayum,idi minnalum undakum
Hydroos: Sir,Annu nammude school uchakku vidumo?

Eecha...

Kuttappan eating biryani in hotel found a fly in it "edo ithil oru eecha chathu kidakunnu."

Waiter: Athil oru kozhi chattu kidakunnathu prasnamilla. Pinneya eecha!
nince

Nee aannu ende...

Kavi bharyaodu paranju- nee aanente kalpana,bhavana, kavitha .

Bharya-ini muthal chetananu ente rajappan, sasi, babu, podiyan

Bhaaryaye nashttapettu...

Bharyaye nashtapeta oral aduthulla ramakshetrathil poyi vazhipad nernu.avide prathyakshanaya sriraman"bhaktha aduthulla hanuman kshethrathilum poyi prarthiku.enikente bharya nashtapetapol avananu sahayichath"

Bill Achan tharum!!

Girl:Ee dressinte vila ethraya?

Shopkeeper:only 5 kisses

Gl:ok,aa dressinteyo?

SK:10 kisses

Gl:Rundum pack cheytho.Bill Achan tharum!!

Ninakk chaavaan ente cycle maathrame kittiyulloo...?

Sardar:Cycle'il vegathil pokumbol pettennu ethire oru Bus vannu.

Bus driverod sardar:Ninakk chaavaan ente cycle maathrame kittiyulloo...?

Break poyi,..

Wife:Enthinaa ithrayum speedil pokunnath?
Husband:Bykkinte Break poyi,valla Apakadavum sambhavikkunnathinu mumbu veettilethanaa...!!

Ente Ikkaiku theere selection Ariyilla...

Wife:Ente dress oru Rasavumilla, Ente Ikkaiku theere selection Ariyilla
HUS:Athu thanneyaadi,Ninne pennu kanaan vannappol eniku thettiyadh

Paalam vennam....

Sardar Gramasabayil:Ivide oru Palam venam

Member:Palamo?

Sardar:Athe

Member:Athinu ivide Puzha illallo

Sardar:Ennal oru Puzhayum venam!

Vilakk kettupokum!!

Ram:Enthina vilakk kathichu vechirikunnath?

Sardar:Karentilla

Ram:ok, Fanengilum idoo?

Sardar:Podaa mandaa,Vilakk kettupokum!

Purathu-Agathu

Vasu: Ninte Makan Enthu Cheyunnu?
Ramu: Avan Puratthaa,Gulf'il.Thante Mono?
Vasu: Avan Akatthaa,Center Jailil

Reader is Stupid & Sender is good

Sardarinu oru sms kitty "Reader is Stupid&Sender is good"
Sardar dheshyathode sms thirichayachu"Sender is Stupid &Reader is good".

"unth" tharum..!

Wife:Njan lokathile valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyaal enik entha tharika?

Husband:Oru cheriya "unth" tharum..!

Thengaa Pottichu nokkiyillacho..

Vikari:Anyante parampil ninnum thenga moshtichath nallathaanodaa?

Kallan:Pottichu nokkiyillacho.

7 kuttikal

Sardar Bus yathrayil:kuttikalku ticket edukkano?

Conducter:8nu Mukalil aanenkil edukkanam

sardar:oh,Bhagyam enik 7 kuttikal Aanu

OB'Aama!!

Aama:American president Aama vargakaarana

Malsyam:Athengene?

Aama:American presidentinte name nokku..

OB'Aama!!

Mazha Nanayathe....

Ram:mazha Nanayumbol Amma malsyam(fish) kunjungallod enthaannu parayuka?

Sardar:Mazha Nanayathe Vellathinte Adiyil poyi olikkaan!!

Vellamadichu vandi odichaal....

Petrol Adichu car odikkam,
Diesel Adichu car odikkam,
Gas Adichum odikkam
But vellamadichu odichal police pidikkum!

Athentha Angane!!?