Eecha...

Kuttappan eating biryani in hotel found a fly in it "edo ithil oru eecha chathu kidakunnu."

Waiter: Athil oru kozhi chattu kidakunnathu prasnamilla. Pinneya eecha!
nince

Nee aannu ende...

Kavi bharyaodu paranju- nee aanente kalpana,bhavana, kavitha .

Bharya-ini muthal chetananu ente rajappan, sasi, babu, podiyan

Bhumyil Nallakalam Vannennu Thonnunnu...

Hitler Poyi, Saddam Pidikkapettu, Ladente Vivaram Onnumilla, Ninte SMSum Kanunnilla, Bhumyil Nallakalam Vannennu Thonnunnu...

SMS Sms

Ente"SMS"kittiyo?
Kittiyilla...Inna pidicho!
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
INNA CHERIYA SMS
sms
sms
sms

E REMIXum koodi
SmS
sMs
SmS
sMs

Ippol sandhoshamayo?

Njaan ariyaathe alle..

Ennodu nee kshamikkanamOrikkalum njan arinjukondu cheythathallaIni orikkalum ithu aavarthikkilla Karanam njan ariyathe alle ninte VAALIL CHAVUTTIYATHU

Ellavarum ninnil ninnum akalumbol, Aarum ninnileek adukkathirikumbol,Nee orkkuka -'' KULIKKAN SAMAYAMAYI! ''

Ellavarum ninnil ninnum akalumbol,Aarum ninnileek adukkathirikumbol,Nee orkkuka -'' KULIKKAN SAMAYAMAYI! ''

athale friendship...

Buddhiyila,Bodhamila,Soundaryamila,Naanamila,Maanamila,Alakkilla,Kulikkilla,Pallu teykilla..Ennalum,I lik U..Y?




ATHELADAAA.... FRIENDSHIP :-D !!

Bhaaryaye nashttapettu...

Bharyaye nashtapeta oral aduthulla ramakshetrathil poyi vazhipad nernu.avide prathyakshanaya sriraman"bhaktha aduthulla hanuman kshethrathilum poyi prarthiku.enikente bharya nashtapetapol avananu sahayichath"

Bad words

Alavalathi
Vaynoki
Panni
Mandabuthi
Patti
Choole
Marapatti
Erappalli
Thendi

Dear,these are all bad words never use them OK.

Kandakasheni

Akasam potti veenalum Himalayam uruki thirnnalum Arabhikkadal vattivarandalum Ee Bhoomi thanne illand ayalum Nammal thammilulla FRIENDSHIP theerilla KARANAM?



ENIKKARIYAM,"KANDAKASSANI KONDE POKOO" !!

Lift kodukku...

Oru urumpu scooteril pokuvayirunnu.. vazhiyil oru ana kai kanichu lift chodichu.anayodu purakil kayarikkolan paranju...randu perum pokumbo mattoru ana lift chodichu. urumpu aa anayay kayattathay poyi enthukondu??

traffic rule anusarichu oru bikil 3 aalay kayattan pattilla..

Aana and Urumb in Cherup kada

Oru divasam Aanayum urumbum cherippu vaanagaan kadayil poyi. Urumbinde cherupinu Aanayude cherupinekkaallum vila kooduthal aayirunu. enthukondu???
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Aanakku 4 kaale ullu. Urumbinu 6 kaal ile???

Aana-Urumb in water

Aanayum urumbum oru paalathil kudi pokumboll paalam thagarnu vellathil veennu. Aana vellam kayaraathirikkaan thumbikkai pokki pidichu. Appoll Urumb idathe kai pokki pidichu.
Why???
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Vaachinde akathu vellam kayaraathirikkaan.

Urumbinde urakkam

Aanayum Urumbum urangaan kidanu. Urumb pettanu urangi. pakshe Aanakku urakkam vannila. enthukondu?
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Urumbinde koorkkam vali kaarannam

Aana Urumb in Car

aanayum urumbum koode tourinu poyee...caril aanu yathra...aanayanu driver...eadkku vachu car ninnu...ethra aayittum start aavunnilla...appo urumbu aanayodu enthayirikkum paranjittundaava?

"njan erangi caru thallano mone dinesha.."

Aana n Urumb in Bus

Aanayum urumbum bus-il ninnu irangave Aana bodham kettu veenu.. ithu kandu urumbum bodham kettu veenu.. kaaranam??

"ini ee aanaye thollil eduthondu hospitalil ponallo"ennu aalochicha urumbu bodham kettathu.

oru microscope kittiyirunnengil.

oru divasam aanayum urumbum nadakkan irangi...1 um 2 um paranju randu perum vazhakkayi..appol urumbu aanaye kochaakkanaye enthavum paranjittundavuka?

"oru microscope kittiyirunnengil..............aanaye nokkayirunnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Kalyanam nadakkathirikkanulla kaaranam..?

Aanayum oru urumbum luv aayi. Aanakku urumbine kalyaanam kazhikkanam..pakshe urumbinte veettukaar kalyanathe ethirthu..avar oru sakthamaaya kaaranavum kandu pidichu. Enthayirunnu aa kalyanam nadakkathirikkanulla kaaranam..?

"Cherukkante pallu pongiyathaanu.."

Mrs aanaye njaan manage cheithoolam...

Aana-de Puthiya Girlfrindinte karyam aanede bharya arinju. bharya aanaye thalaan varuva. appo Aana urumbinte adutheekku oodi vannu . urumbinoodu prashnamokke paranju.
urumbu aanayude aduthentho paranju -- enthaaneriyo???
chinthikooo.
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"Saaramilla Aana Cheetta -- Ente Purakul Olinjoolu --- Mrs aanaye njaan manage cheithoolam"

Hide and Seek

Urumbum aanayum hide and seek kalikkayirunnu...appo urumbu ambalathil olichu.... aanakku enganey manassilaayi urumbu amabalathil olichennu?
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Aana urumbintey cheruppu purathu kandu....

Bill Achan tharum!!

Girl:Ee dressinte vila ethraya?

Shopkeeper:only 5 kisses

Gl:ok,aa dressinteyo?

SK:10 kisses

Gl:Rundum pack cheytho.Bill Achan tharum!!

Ninakk chaavaan ente cycle maathrame kittiyulloo...?

Sardar:Cycle'il vegathil pokumbol pettennu ethire oru Bus vannu.

Bus driverod sardar:Ninakk chaavaan ente cycle maathrame kittiyulloo...?

Break poyi,..

Wife:Enthinaa ithrayum speedil pokunnath?
Husband:Bykkinte Break poyi,valla Apakadavum sambhavikkunnathinu mumbu veettilethanaa...!!

Irulinte mouna raagavum..

Irulinte mouna raagavum,chaattal mazhayude lasya bhaavavum,kulir kattinte thaala melangalumayi veendum oru nattapathira koodi

*good night*

Ente Ikkaiku theere selection Ariyilla...

Wife:Ente dress oru Rasavumilla, Ente Ikkaiku theere selection Ariyilla
HUS:Athu thanneyaadi,Ninne pennu kanaan vannappol eniku thettiyadh

Paalam vennam....

Sardar Gramasabayil:Ivide oru Palam venam

Member:Palamo?

Sardar:Athe

Member:Athinu ivide Puzha illallo

Sardar:Ennal oru Puzhayum venam!

Vilakk kettupokum!!

Ram:Enthina vilakk kathichu vechirikunnath?

Sardar:Karentilla

Ram:ok, Fanengilum idoo?

Sardar:Podaa mandaa,Vilakk kettupokum!

Ninne orma varumbo...

Ninne orma varumbo nite SMS vayikkum.Nine kanan thonumbo SWAPNAM kanum.Nite shabdm kelkan agrahm ulapol aduta vetile "PATTIKKU" Kalleriyum

Purathu-Agathu

Vasu: Ninte Makan Enthu Cheyunnu?
Ramu: Avan Puratthaa,Gulf'il.Thante Mono?
Vasu: Avan Akatthaa,Center Jailil

Reader is Stupid & Sender is good

Sardarinu oru sms kitty "Reader is Stupid&Sender is good"
Sardar dheshyathode sms thirichayachu"Sender is Stupid &Reader is good".

Enne ozhivaaki Nee mattoraale sweekarichu Alle? Aare sweekarichalum ninte Aagraham nadakkilla!!

Nee velukkaan pokunnilla!

By 501 SOAP

"unth" tharum..!

Wife:Njan lokathile valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyaal enik entha tharika?

Husband:Oru cheriya "unth" tharum..!

Njaan marikkaan pova...

Njaan marikkaan pova.

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Ini marikkaathe pattilla

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Marichittillenkil

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Dosa karinju pokum athukonda..!

Thengaa Pottichu nokkiyillacho..

Vikari:Anyante parampil ninnum thenga moshtichath nallathaanodaa?

Kallan:Pottichu nokkiyillacho.

enthinu ne enne vittakannu..

"Nombarangalk Aaswaasamaayi Ekaanthathayil thanalaayi..Snehadeepamaayi vanna En Aathmashakthi,enthinu nee enne vittakannu.."

Hai...Ningalk ee dhivasam ormayundo..???

Ille?

Illenkil marakandaa

31/07/09 sunday

LKG failanalle..??

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

idhil 1 missing?

2time vayichu nokkan naanamille?

ABCDyil engane'1' varum?

LKG failanalle..??

Wht a beauty.

IngottuNokku,

Onnuchirikku,

OK!

onnoode nannayi chirikku

OK!

anangatha

CLICK!,

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"(--)"

WOW Wht a beauty.

Ende sneham...

"Pakalukal kazhinju Raavukal koodanayumbol shishiravum Hemandhavum maari maari Ethumbol maattamillathe thudarum enikku ninnodulla Sneham"

7 kuttikal

Sardar Bus yathrayil:kuttikalku ticket edukkano?

Conducter:8nu Mukalil aanenkil edukkanam

sardar:oh,Bhagyam enik 7 kuttikal Aanu

OB'Aama!!

Aama:American president Aama vargakaarana

Malsyam:Athengene?

Aama:American presidentinte name nokku..

OB'Aama!!

Mazha Nanayathe....

Ram:mazha Nanayumbol Amma malsyam(fish) kunjungallod enthaannu parayuka?

Sardar:Mazha Nanayathe Vellathinte Adiyil poyi olikkaan!!

Vaikathe varille Nee..

Ninakkayanu Nan kathirikkunnath Ninakkayanu Nan Jeevikkunnath Nee Ennilekk varunna Nimishathinanu Nan kaathorthirunnath vaykathe varille Nee..

Njan marichollame!!

Yaman:Ninte samayam theernnu..

Sardar:Rakshapadan vere vazhiyille?

Yaman:Undu..e msg readerne KISS cheyyanam

Sardar:Venda.. njan marichollame!

Missing you

"Niranju peyyunna mazhayilum,kathunna veyililum Ente kaipidichu nadakkan nee undankil,veyilum mazhayum enikk sukhakaramaayene"

Vellamadichu vandi odichaal....

Petrol Adichu car odikkam,
Diesel Adichu car odikkam,
Gas Adichum odikkam
But vellamadichu odichal police pidikkum!

Athentha Angane!!?

Satyasandhan!!

Sharikum neeyoru sathyasandhana..

Engane manasilayi enno?

Aa mukham nokkiyaalariyam..

Sathyathinte mukham ennum vikruthamaanallo!!

Chemparathi poove

Chempaka poovinte suganthavum chempanineer poovinte Niravumulla ninakk sathyathil oru chemparathy poovinte kuraville..?

Tonic???

Medical shopil Sardar:Chumakkulla marunnundo?

Shop owner:'TONIC' Aano?

Sardar:Alla,Enikka..

Paavam Raajaavu

Pandu pandu..Valare pandu..Oridathu oru RAJAV UNADAYIRINNU..

Pakshe ippol illa.

Marichu poyi,

pavam alle!

Keralam rakshapedum

Imagine if achumama,pinarayi,kodiueri,sudakaran,baby are going a boat.
Boat mungiyal aaru rakshapedum ?
guss ?



"Keralam" !!!

ATM password

ATM counteril oral: Ha ..Ha..Njan nintae password kandu..its 4 star(****)
Sardar:ha..ha..mandan athu 3274 aanu.

America-Moon

Teacher:Americayilekko Chandranilekko kooduthal dooram?

Boy:Americayilek

Teach:Athentha?

Boy:America nokkiyal kanilla,chandrane kanaam!

Asinde phone number

"ASIN"te mobile number veno?

Godown

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ivide blade kondu churandi nokku number kaanam.....

3 College THAMAASHAKAL...

COLLEGE JEEVITHATHILE MIKACHA 3 THAMAASHAKAL..

1)"shalyam cheyyalle enikku padikkanam"

2)"Eda, namukku Classil pokam"

3)"Sir, oru samshayam..!!"

Karinkurangaa.....

Ninne onnu kaanan ethra kodichu...!

kandapol onnu thodan mohichu...

Appol Zoo Watchman paranju

"venda aa KARINKURANGU maanthum..."

Sahi kettappol urumbu....

Urumb waz in luv with aana! Pakshe urumbinte veettukar ethirthu! Aana vere jaathi, nammal vere jaathi! Avane ni marakkanam! Enthu vannalum aanaye mathrame kettu enna vashi urumbinum! Veettukar veendum ethirthu, sahi kettappol urumbu aa sathyam velippeduthi.


"Oru kunju aana ente vayattil valarunund amme!"

Urumbinde secret

Aanayum urumbum oru divsam parkil nadakaan poyyi...avar naattu vishesham veettu vishesham paranju nadukayirunu...ithil idakk urumbu aanade cheviyil padhiye oru vivarm ariyichu...athu kettu aana botham kettu veennu...enthayirunnu urumbinde secret.

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Urumb paranjathu..

njaan ningallude kochinde amma aavaan pokunu.

Urumb ollizhu

Oru divasam oru ana oru mathilinte sidil koodi nadannu varikayayirunnu appol mathilinte matte sidil urumbu ollichirukkunnu...enthinanu urumbu ollichirunnathu........?

Aanaye kalvachu thazhe idaan.

Aana's short's

Urumbu aanayodu: "Ninte Shorts eniku oru divasatheku tharumo?"

Aana:"Eanthina?"

Urumbu: "Makalude Kalyanathinu Panthal Idana!!!"

'Aane' ki sambhaavana...

Aana And Urumb railwaystationil poyi.

Aana: Rajadhani express njaan railwaykku sambhavana koduthada.

Urumb viswasichila.

kurachu kazhinju station announcement: yaathriyon kripya dhyaan deejiye..Rajadhani express 'aane' ki sambhaavana hai.

Aana-Urumb football

Kaattil Aanagal football kallikkuvaayirunu. Oru Urumb maatram ivarude nadukku nilpundaayirunu. Urumb enthedukkuvaayirunu??


Urumb aayirunu Refferee!!

Aana rekshichilla

Oru aana & urumbu Baril irunnu vellamadikkuvayirunnu...
Appol mattoru urumbu aanayude glassinte vakkil koodi izhanju vannu glassil veenu mungi chaavan thudangi..
Appol matte urumbu aanayodu athine rekshikkan paranju
Pakshe aana rekshichilla
WHAT IS THE REASON ?????

AA VEENA URUMBU ANAYUDE MOLUMAYI PREMATHIL AAYIRUNNU.....

Dictionary

Nepolean : in my dictionary there is no word called "IMPOSSIBLE"

SARDARJI : Ini paranjittu karyamilla.. medichappo nokkanamayirunnu.

Difference between Vegetarian and Non vegetarian

Difference between Vegetarian and Non vegetarian

Chicken shopil chicken thookkiyittirikkunnathu kandu kannil vellam vannal VegetarianVayil vellam vannal Non Vegetarian

140 names in one second

Anybody can say 140 names in one second..............

100jehan

10dulker

9thara

7malai

6mughan

5ali

3sha

Chumarukalkkidayiloode...

Chumarukalkkidayiloode pokan ningale sahayicha kandupiditham..?

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Door

Begining with 'E' ends with 'E'

What begining with 'E' ends with 'E' and has only one letter in it?

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Envelope

Aama ye marichittal...

Aama ye marichittal enthu kittum...?
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MARIAAMA.

Vay nokkan Degree

Vay nokkan Degree eduthavarkku parayunna perenthanu...?
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Dentist

Which is the first surgery in the world?

Which is the first surgery in the world?
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Adaminte vaariyellu oori havva( Eve) ye srishtichu

Sthanam marunnathinanusarichu ....

sthanam marunnathinanusarichu perumarumma (name change) oru vasthu

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romam.( thalamudi, meesha, thadi)

INNIRAGANDHI

one day while walking through the forest gandhi saw a lion infront of his way.then lion thought....."INNIRAGANDHI"

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It's not Indhira gandhi.

innathe - ira - gandhi ennanu sinham chinthichathu.

Urvashi shapam upakaram

bharya shapichal ishtappedunna bharthavu aaruanu..?

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Manoj . K. Jayan.( urvashi shapam upakaram ennalle..)

Oru bucket niraye vellamundu

Oru bucket niraye vellamundu. bucketil niraye thula undenkilum oru thulli vellam polum thazhottu ozhukiyilla....
why?.
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Bucketil ullathu vellamalla.
Vellamundanu. (white dhoti)

At Some point of life...

At Some point of life, you may forget me,may not recognize me And at that time................................Chavitti ninte elloori pattikku ittu kodukkum Njan....

Additional sheets please

Marichu kazhinju daivam ellavarodumavarude paapangal paperil ezhuthan paranjappol doore ninnum ninte shabdam kettu.....

additional sheets please................

Anju Bobby Kerala's pride

Proud to be a Keralian Anju Bobby George got gold...

From Joy Alukkas Jewellery...

Avallude kettiyonvangy koduthu....

Tintumon is a sambhavam

TEACHER: Tintumone, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.

Tintumon: Njan!!

Height of fashion!!

Height of fashion!!

Father : Innale vare PAPA ennalle vilichirunathu?....ippo entha ACHA ennu vilikkunathu??..Daughter : "PAPA ennu vilichal ente lipstick pokum"!!!!

N. Radha

Kannante swanthamayirunna radhayude initial enthayirunnu ?

OPTIONS :[S , N , K , R]

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