u r a dog

small dog asks:mamma ente pappa araa??mother dog:shh.. mindathirikk.. pappa msg vayikunath kandille??

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fill in d blanks..

1.D_G

2.C_T

3.B_Y

4.B_S

5.J_G

6.F_N

7.G_N

8.H_N

CONGRATULATION!!!

LKG pass!!! treat eppo??!!

KARMA

KARMA itz a CINEMA about 2 lovers VARMA & SALMA, They are from BURMA, They have ORUMA, They have NANMA,Have THANIMA,have ELIMA & person reading this message is an ERUMA...

M.A.N.N.U.N.N.I

REALLY U R -

M arvellous

A ffectionate

N oble

N aughty

U nique

N atural

N ice

I ntelligent ....

In short M.A.N.N.U.N.N.I

C hw important "U" are... !!!

How can I spell

"B_DHU"without 'U' ?

or

"MAND_"? or"ST_PID"? or even"

KAZH_THA"? ?

C hw important "U" are... !!!

Thenga

There are 2559770000 coconut trees in KERALA according to agriculture dept.

Ennittum'Oru THENGA' polum Ninte thalayil veezhunnillallo!

po ambe po....

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po ambe po....
enikk msg ayakatha ente frnd inte brain il poyi kuthu.
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entha thirichu vanathu???
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ohoo... brain illa alle?!!!

Think Dofferent

Think Dofferent, Do different, speak different, Achieve different, Then only u can go to OOLAMPARA

satyam

1) Mavil ninnu manga veezhum,Thengil ninnu thenga veezhum,But plavil ninnu planga veezhumo?2) Cycleil poyal cycling aavum but trainil poyal training aavumo? 3) Lunch boxil lunch kondu pokam but,school bag'l school kondu pokan pattumo?4) Bus stopil ninnal bus varum but,ful stopil ninnal ful varumo?Potte oru quarter engilum varumo? 5) silver chain urukkiyal silver kittum, gold chain urukkiyal gold kittum, but cycle chain urukkiyal cycle kitumo?.

Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee's Favourites:
veg: Thakka-Lee
Breakfast:Id-Lee
Festvl: Diwa-Lee
Actrss:Sona-Lee
Film:Gill-Lee
Animal:Pal-Lee
Friend:you (Koma-Lee)

Mathayiyum Pathrosum

Mathayiyum Pathrosum 1day palliyil kumbasarickan poyi... Mathayi achanodu paranju, ngan 2 papam cheythu... then pallilachan paranju, ninakku 2 wheel ulla vandi narakathil kittum... Pathrose 2 papam cheydangil 3 wheel ulla vandi kittumennum paranju... Maranashesham Mathayi narakathiloode bike odichondirunnapol Pathrose autoyil vannu paranju...Jeevan venamenkil marikko... ACHAN TRAIN ODICHONDU VARUNNUNDU....

RECHARGE SUCCESSFUL

Aliyo nee ayacha messg kollam pakshe ini mudhal mssg ayakumbol thazhe kanumpolathe msgs ayachal mathu

RECHARGE SUCCESSFUL on 31-7-2009 at09:24 AM. Talktime Rs 333.00. MRP Rs 333.00 TransID 1436559204

Mohanlal Dialog

Hey savaari giri giri!Exam njan ezhutharilla, pinne assignment, athu vekkanam ennu agraham undayirunnu, pakshe nadannilla, pinne seminar, athu kurekkalam edukkanam edukkanam ennu vicharichu, dtime kittiyilla, pinne aake cheythathu nalla pempillare vaya noki ennullathanu. Athu oru university paper allathathu kondu markonnumkittiyilla...

4 Urumb vs 1 Aana

Ant1: aliya, avante kaal odichalo?
Ant2: allada, avante thumbikkai pizhuthedukkam...
Ant3: eeyi athu venda.. avante vayattil kuthiyalo?

Ant4: vidaliya.. nammal naalu peru, avan oruthan... Paavam Jeevichupotte.

BSC final year

Sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went & kissed her..

Girl:"Stupid..What r u doing??"

Sardar:"Njaan BSC final year"

Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!

Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal...
Choodulla Nishwasangal.....
Virayarnna shariram...
Thuduatha Chundukal....
Hoooo.....Samshayamillla

Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!

Enthiraday...!

Like birthday, independance day, womans day, friendshipday & teachers day there is a day only for Trivandrum guys..... Enthiraday...!

Mammootty Dialog

Chanduvine tholpikan ningalkavilla makkale. oru pad per chanduvine pattichu. Dealer SIM anenn paranj ordinary SIM thann achan enne pattichu. Recharge coupon vangikan paisa chodichapol 10 paisa thann amma enne pattichu. Easy charge cheyan balance illa enn kallam paranj friendum enne pattichu. 26 paisa balancumay chanduvinte mobile pinneyum bakki. iniyum chanduvine pattikan ningalkavilla makkale karanam Chanduvinipol POST PAID aanu!!!

11 Puliyaannu

10 and 12 are afraid of 11 !

Why .......?

think

think

think
think

think


"LEVEN PULIYANU KETTA"!

Shoonyam

New film



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You hav just watched Adoor Gopalakrishnan's new film: "Shoonyam..."

Puli- Eli

Tiger gave wedding party 2 all tigers. He saw a mouse dancing.Tiger asked how dare u come here!!!!
Mouse-"kalyanathinu munpe njyanum puliyairunnu"

Accident- part-2

Pitte dhivasam thanne urumbu aanaykku helmet vaangi kodutthu. Pinneyum avar bikil poyi. Rendu perkkum helmet undu. Pinneyum accident patti. Pinneyum aanaykku thanne kozhappam. Why??

athu ISI markilaatha helmet aayrinuuu

Accident- part-1

Orikkal aanayum urumbum bikil poyappol oru accident undaayi. Aaanaykku kuzhappomondaayi ennal urumbinu kuzhappom undaayilla endhu kondu?

urumb helmet vechirinu!!

Namboodhiri Koran

Rathriyil namboothiriyude parambil irunnu thoorukayayirunna koranod namboothiri: aarath?Koran: njana
Namb: korano?
koran: venda njan mannittu moodikolam.

SHUBHA RATHRI

Dukhavum santhoshavum nalki kond pakal maranju.

ORMIKKAAN OMANIKKAAN MADHURA SWAPNAGAL NALKI- SHUBHA RATHRI

Aareyum Snehikkaruth

Aareyum Snehikkaruth. Kaaranam Snehichaal marakkaruth, Marannaal Orkkaruth, Orthaal karayaruth. Karanjaal aarum kaanaruth..

Kazhudha

Makal ammayod; Oru kazhudakku ethra bhaaram chumakkaan kazhiumamme...?Amma; Ariyilla mole.....Achanodu thanne chodikkanam.

Good Night

Oru kaariyam parayanundayirunnu.raviley paranjal enney kaliyakkum. Athu konda eppol parayunnathu.Paranjottey..??




GOOD NIGHT

Magic of our relation

Budhiyilla, bodhamilla, soundaryamilla, Nanamilla, alakkilla, kulikkilla, pallu theykilla, Ennalum i like U...

Why? Dats the magic of our relation

Sheelam

ThukikollunnaPrathiyod:Avasanamayi Endenkilum Agrahamundo?

Prathi:1Beedi Valichal Kollam Allenkil Venda, Athoru Sheelamayaalo?

Aaana-Urumb Love story

URUMB falls in love with AANA & they married.Next day AANA died.Appol URUMB:Oh,1divasathe luv,Athinu 1janmam muzhuvan kuzhi vettanam.

Fashion

Innu wire illatha phone fashion aayi. Oru kalathu thalachoru vendatha thala fashionavum. Athanu ninte divasam.Ho! Annu nee thakarthu varumayirikkum, alle?

Survey officer

Surveykku vanna officer:Kakkoosundo?

Ammuma:Undallo.

Officer:Kinarundo?

Ammuma:Mon chennirunnolu. avide pipe undu

Teacher -student

Teacher:You hav to aim90% marks.

Student:don't worry,I will get 100% marks.

Teacher:thamaashaparayunno?

Student:aara thudangiye.....?

Ravile ezhunnettal..

Ravile ezhunnettal nirbandhamayum randu karyangal cheyyuka

1.Prarthikkuka-100 varsham jeevikkande?

2.Kulikkuka- Mattullavarkum jeevikande

Changaathinannaayaal kannaadivenda..

Changaathinannaayaal kannaadivenda..
Nee nannavumo?
atho..

Njaan kannaadivaangano.........?

UMMER

Kollunnavan KILLER

Chadunnavan JUMPER

Paattukaaran SINGER

Adikkunnavan FIGHTER

Ennaal, KISS Cheyyunnavan??

"UMMER"

Ummaaaaa

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna ende umma

onumkudy ninda vallumma

Poocha drinking Milk

Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?

patratinde vrithy kandittuuu.

Umma.....

nee illathe enikku onnumilla.. innnu njan nee ivide undayirunnenkil ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku oru

um.

oru umm.

oru umma.

oru umman chandiyude photo kaannichu taramayirunnu.

AADHIVASI

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, Z MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.

Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

Pichakkaaraaaa

Oru vasantha kalam, bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu ..appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu....AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

Magic

scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!

POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!

Train 4U

Alleppy passenger time 7.30

Kottayam passenger 7.45

Kollam Passenger 18.25

Jan shatabdii 17.40

Rajadhani Exp 1.35

Kerala Exp 15.45

Venad 17.15

Kurla Exp 14.10

Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......

train etra ennam undennariyamo....?Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????

Mumtass

shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi Tajmahalketti...mandan! Njan ariyunnengil Mumthasinte ormakkayi avalude Aniyathiye kettiyene!

Oru MobilinteVedhana

Oru MobilinteVedhana...
"Do ingtunokkedo,njan thante mobile aanu samsarikunnath,Thanikenne kurich valla chinthayum undo???kure naallaayi njan thanik vendi SMS tharunnu, kanda alavalaadhikallude elaam incoming calls pidichutharunnu, ithonum poranjittu orikalum vellam kandiytilaatha thante pantinte pocketil mookkumpothi njan kidakunnu. Avasaanamayi enikkoru aagraham und,chaavunnathinu munporu Outgoing call... vala rakshayum undo??

UPPU SATHYAGRAHAM

GANDHIJI ENDHINA UPPU SATHYAGRAHATHINE POYADE?


KALLUPINO ATHO PODIUPPINO?

Rajadi rajan...

Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan "YOUR NAME" ithaa urakkam unnarne...

SANTHOSH BRAHMI

Aadyamayi kandath ormayundo?

aadhyamayi mindiyathu?

aadhyamayi pinangiyathu?

"SANTHOSH BRAHMI KAZHIKKU ormakkum budhikkum santhosh brahmi"

JOB IN RAILWAY

SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.ONLY ONE VACANCY..........
HURRY SALARY RS:20000/-
JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam..

Oru Karyam Parayatte Adikkaruthu..

Wife : Oru Karyam Parayatte Adikkaruthu.....

Hus : Illa...

Wife : Im Pregnent

Hus : Good News..Enthina Adikkunnathu..??

Wife : Collegil Padikkumbol Achanodu Paranjappol Adi Kitti..

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?Chirichal kanatha pallundo?Marakkan pattatha thettudo?Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

5 MAHANMARAR

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..

1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..

2.SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA,

3.AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..

PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM....SO KEEP IN TOUCH