Vaarannam Supplie...

Hai teacher,
I’m tintumon,
Naan ithu solliyae aganoum,
Exam avalo kashtam!
Intha ulakathil
Ivalom kashtamaana oru exam pathatheyille..
And I think i’m geting “suppli” again!
“Mun dhinam padichaenae.. Onnume puriyillaye..
Enna thaan pannuveno
Nenjavum punnanathae…”

TINTU’S GRADE……

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, tintu?.
TINTUMON: Under Water, Dad…
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?.
TINTUMON: They are Below C Level

Some text missing

Tintumon: ninte text bookukal kanathayi alle?

Dundumol: aaru paranju?

Tintumon: nee innu ravile msg ayachille..
*some text missing*
ennu.

Tintumon Car

Tintumonte achan puthiya oru car vangi. Ithu kanda tintumon : Acha njan caril ente perezhuthiye!

Achan: Oh! Saramileda! Athirikkatte, enthonnu konda nee ezhithiyathu?

Tintumon: Oru cheriya aani(nail) kondu…..

Achan: daaaaaaa………

Kurachu kazhinju…
Tintumon: Achan njan ente peru maachu kalanju!!!

Achan: Midukkan!!! Enganeye nee athine machathu?

Tintumon: Athe aani(nail) kondu thanne!!!!!

Achan: daaaaaaaaaa……..

Tintumoninu Kalyaannam kazhikkannam

Tintumon- ”enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkadhe schoolil pogan patathilla..!"

Achan- ” adhendha..?"

Tintumon – ” Maashu paranju achanayitte schoolinte padi nee kadakkavoonnu…"

Old man & Tintumon

Old man walking on the street, saw Tintumon trying to reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,rings the door bell and says- ”Ini endhengilum cheyyano…?"

Tintumon- ” Uncle , ini odikko…!!"

ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ പിതാവ്

ടീച്ചര്‍:- ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ പിതാവ് എഴുത്തച്ഛന്‍ ആണെന്നു നമുക്കറിയാം..അപ്പോള്‍ ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ മാതാവ് ആര്?

ടിന്‍റുമോന്‍:‌- രഞ്ജിനി ഹരിദാസ്!!!

'Tharoor' Sasi

Perinoppam etra 'Tharoor' undaayaalum,
ethra padippundaayaalum,
ethra saundaryam undayaalum,
SASI ennum SASI thanne!!! :D

Radio Jockey

Tintumon called FM radio & said
“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur…."

Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?

Tintumon : No……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.

juice=soap

Prove juice=soap

Tintumon: Frm Newtn’s 2nd law,
F=MA.
Now multiply ‘A’ on both sides.
Then,
FA=MAA.
FA is a soap and MAA is juice
Hence proved.

After Exam

Pareeksha kazhinju
tintumon- ” da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla…”

dundumon- ” njanum….”

sasikuttan- ” njanum….”

tintumon- ” ‘’Ayyoo!! teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu..!!

Plastic Surgery

Tintumon Doctorodu: Plastic sugery cheiyan etra roopayakum?
Dr: Rs.50000
Tintu: Any discount?
Dr: No
Tintu: Plastic njan konduvannalo..?

Tintumone kaannaan ilaa

Tintu mon ullpede 30 peru sabarimallakku poyi.
Avide vechu thirakkil Tintu Mon koottam thetti ottakkayi.
Tintu mon announcement counteril chennu: “Ente koode vanna 29 pere kaanaanilla…!!”
Ithu ketta oraal: ”29 pere kaananille….??"
Tintu Mon: ” pinne njaan enthu parayanam…enne kaanaanilla ennu parayanoo….???”

Interview with Sugathakumari

Tintumon was writing Malayalam Exam...

Question 25: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari.

Tintumon wrote:

Ans 25)
Njan: Namaskaram teacher, njan teacherumayi oru interview nadathan vannathanu.
Sugathakumari: Samayamilla mone.. poyittu pinne vaa..
Njan: Seri teacher...

Tintumon's result

Achan : Ninte Exam result vanno?

Tintu Mon : Vannoo , Headmaashinte mon potty..

Achan : Ninteyo?

Tintu Mon : Collectorude monum Potty

Achan(Kopathode) : Athinu njaan ninte karyamalle chothichullooo...

Tintu Mon : Njaan maathram pottaathirikkaan Achan aara American Presidento..?
Vivaramillaatha ee Achante Moneyum avar tholppichuuu