Sardar with Paata

Sardar is in a dissection class of a cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "po", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "po" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "po...." Finally
he wrote the conclusion
"Paatayude elaa kaalum murichu kallanjaal Paatakku kellvi nashttapedum"

Sardar Ph.d

Interviewar: ningallude qualification?
Sardarji : Sir Njaan Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.

Sardar CBI

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir ee joli enikku tannathinu, Njaan innu tanne anveshannam aarabhikkaam sir.

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Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga
AZHIMATHI
Veedu panithappol sit outtil jannal mathiyennnu achan paranjappo tintumon paranju venda
AZHIMATHI.
AAROPANAM
Innale bank locker kuthi-thurannu aaropanam moshtichu

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-5

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga
ETTUMPOTTUM
8 muttakal tharayil ittappol manasilaaayi, ettum pottum!
MUDANTHANNYAAYAM
Innale kavalayil oru mudanthan nyaayam prayunnathu kettu.

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga-4

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga

ADICHELPPIKKUKA

Ravile ezhunelkkathirunna ramuvine achan adichelppichu

JEEVIKKUKA

G vikkuka budhimuttanekil ini kurachu naal H vikkan sramikkam.

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Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga

UTHARAM MUTTI

Innale thattinpurathu kayariyappol, ente thalayil uththaram mutti.

PIDIKITTUKA

Kuda nashttappettengilum athinte pidikitti